Chris Jepeway

[Chris Jepeway @closemindedjerk]

Auugh!

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Charlie Brown is an adult now. Snoopy is merely a security question.

[Chris Jepeway @closemindedjerk]

#gahtdanglucky

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

good morning

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Happy Halloween 🧡🖤

[Chris Jepeway @closemindedjerk]

Boogieween is coming. Skelly & Punkinhed are ready.

[Chris Jepeway @closemindedjerk]

#nibbledtodeathbyanokapi

[Punkrock History @PunkRockStory]

Released 45 years ago today

"Smash It Up" by The Damned

#punk #punks #punkrock #oldschoolpunk #smashitup #thedamned #history #punkrockhistory #otd

[Chris Jepeway @closemindedjerk]

@therealreedwade found this on eBay. Original packaging from decades back. Fits perfect.

[Chris Jepeway @closemindedjerk]

Seen this, @aljopainter? Cats & dogs living together, water running uphill, and a Cheney and the Dem nominee for the US Presidency vibing on TV re: her candidacy: #yegodsandlittlefishes

[Punkrock History @PunkRockStory]

40 years ago today
'Red Roses for Me' is the debut studio album by the London-based folk /celtic punk band The Pogues, released on this day in 1984

#punk #punks #punkrock #CelticPunk #ThePogues #history #punkrockhistory #otd

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

Can we have Mayor @mayawiley now? thks/bye

[Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior]

NEW ARTICLE! On the death of the internet -- in many ways: https://t.co/b7w4QWWp73

[Dr. Hunter S. Thompson @GonzoVice]

Anybody who thinks that 'it doesn't matter who's President' has never been Drafted and sent off to fight and die in a vicious, stupid war on the other side of the world-or been beaten and gassed by Police for trespassing on public property-or been hounded by the IRS for purely political reasons-or locked up in the Cook County Jail with a broken nose and no phone access and twelve perverts wanting to stomp your ass in the shower. That is when it matters who is President or Governor or Police Chief. That is when you will wish you had voted.

[Chris Jepeway @closemindedjerk]

@ChilliFowler Those things are delish when pickled and minced into green salads w/ tomatoes, dressed…however.

Well, ok: they're always delicious…but they kick up an "ordinary" salad in an extraordinary way.

[Jake Williams @MalwareJake]

The Internet is optimized for selling ads, not surfacing relevant information.

[Adam Nimoy @adam_nimoy]

I still remember September 8, 1966 when I heard the opening notes of the Star Trek theme song and the immortal words, "Space, the final frontier..."

[Chris Jepeway @closemindedjerk]

@rudytheelder Some mangling of stochastic and mimesis? Stoked Mimes? Stokkamymz?

[Chris Jepeway @closemindedjerk]

@aljopainter It just hit me: some of these Olympians are younger than yer kids, are they not?

[Chris Jepeway @closemindedjerk]

@aljopainter, y’all ready for the Olympics?

[Chris Jepeway @closemindedjerk]

@aljopainter Awesome.😎

[Anita Thompson @AnitaGonzo]

I shot the sheriff poster, but I did not shoot the deputy poster😅