chris

Frakking skinjob. This is the dribble and drabble of the crumbs of my life. Extreme RT'er. Blocked by sportswriters, but not politicians - Go figure.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Is there nothing this man can't ruin?

[chris @closerchris]

Meanwhile, I'm driving a company Ford transit. And not having sex in it.

[chris @closerchris]

Oh, home girl had a 737, this is just a pj.

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 EXPOSÉ: DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin has been using a $70 million government private jet to fly home every Thursday.

[chris @closerchris]

Is that Kristie Noem's fuck jet?

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 EXPOSÉ: DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin has been using a $70 million government private jet to fly home every Thursday.

[chris @closerchris]

@Jomboy_ I'm cracking up at McMahon rolling up on the meeting on the mound, like, "I'm just here so I don't get fined."

[Aidan McLaughlin @aidnmclaughlin]

The enduringly crazy thing about the stolen election stuff is that everyone around him—his family, his friends, everyone in his administration—knows he lost in 2020. They've spent years nourishing his delusions anyway, which is why he gets mad when he's confronted with reality

[Talkin' Yanks @TalkinYanks]

JAZZ USED JUDGE'S BAT

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Knicks on the greatest heater in NBA history and Trump shows up and they get rattled and lose four straight … I hadn’t even considered the possibility but now that I think about it, it’s the funniest possible outcome and I am now rooting for it to happen.

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

This is genius

[Patrick Daugherty @RotoPat]

This is "walking away from a guy at the bus stop"-level ranting

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

WOW -- Trump crashes out and cuts his interview with Welker short as she presses him on his lack of evidence for claiming elections are rigged

"You're either crooked or you're stupid. Let's call it quits. Because I've had enough. Thank you darling," he tells her."

"I traveled all the way to Wisconsin for this interview," she pleads.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

NYT: [Trump] said you were part of this gang of 'stupid, crooked people that don’t care about your country.'

SCOTT PELLEY: "Stupid? I can take that. Stiff? Yeah, probably. Don't care about the country? I've never worn the uniform. But I've been in combat for this country, in Afghanistan and Iraq, Kuwait. I've been shot at, spent nights in foxholes filling up with water in the desert. I'm not aware that the president of the United States has ever done any of those things for his country. Please correct me if I'm wrong. You become a journalist because you love the First Amendment. You become a journalist because you love the country. And while all the other descriptions that the president used about me might be applicable, not that one. [Tears up] There is no democracy without journalism. It can't be done. That is why I am a journalist."

[chris @closerchris]

@MerriamWebster

[ChrisO_wiki @ChrisO_wiki]

Why does this landscape make me feel hungry

[Jomboy Media @JomboyMedia]

Phillies broadcasters quickly learned about the power of that wand

[chris @closerchris]

@JomboyMedia He casted Expelleramous on that ball!

[chris @closerchris]

@DBMillerIMO He's surely going to replace them with windmills. /s

[MLB @MLB]

PLAY OF THE YEAR?! 😱

MIGUEL ROJAS WITH THE BAREHAND, FREDDIE FREEMAN WITH THE STRETCH!

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump claims MLB “sort of has” a salary cap (no), then in the next breath claims “I know so much about sports”