closetproblems

Representing all the closeted gays in the South. We love SEC football, sweet tea, and shirtless men.

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Hell yes. Get on that shit. RT @TheRealDKirbs: His girlfriend is in a different zip...fair game? @closetproblems

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@Notorious_FLB @toopreptocare #classy. I love sangria. I drank it everyday last summer in Spain.

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Drunk off champagne. #classy

[Gay Talk @GayOverheard]

Someone at this party just smashed one of our wine glasses. We're sacrificing them at midnight. #gayboyproblems

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#FF @thisblondeslife @SouthrnPrepProb @Slutboyissues @GayOverheard @SingleGayLife

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Katy Perry's song should be called "The One that Got A Gay." It's totally about a best friend with benefits who finally realized he was gay.

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#beyondscaredstraight is trending. Nothing could ever scare me straight. But I was #beyondscaredgay after watching that movie Teeth.

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Sometimes I put my mom's number under a boy's name and pretend I have a bf texting me that I'm special and that he loves me. @Singlegrlprob

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A candlelit room seriously is an aphrodisiac. Before there was electricity, I bet orgies happened all the time.

[SouthernGay @SouthernGay]

I love when straight men text that they miss me.. Is this a #closetproblem? @closetproblems

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@SouthernGay Perhaps. Was the next text from him a picture of his dick?

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How excited I am finals are over is how excited I was when Brooks Brothers had a sale on cashmere. #prettydamn #ineedtogetfuckedup

[Blackout Barbie @Blackout_Barbie]

Gunshots fired on VT campus; praying for the officer who was shot & that all the #hokies stay safe

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What would I consider to be my weakness? This is hard for me to say, but... I'm just too perfect. @ImKiddingButNot

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Consider me flattered. You can peel my apple any day. RT@mybowtieisbig: @closetproblems http://t.co/xHnShen1… this is how i feel about you

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@sorrynotsorryy Dirty, comical, & I'm sure stunningly beautiful, you're perfect. Who cares if I'm gay? Let's just do it. ;) #sorrynotsorryy

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Yeah, I'm gay, but the only time I wished for a vagina is when I found out girls don't have to recover after an orgasm. @Slutboyissues

[SouthernGay @SouthernGay]

Oh no! I left my sympathy for you laying next to my pile of I couldn't give two fucks at home!!

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@tyleroakley, when I come out, will you civilly unite with me?