Juliet - Freelance Writer

Vigilante Concierge

[Juliet - Freelance Writer @cloudofbats]

I once saw Les Dennis riding his bike down Greenwich Highstreet with a parrot on his shoulder. He said that now the parrot was too old to fly this was the only way he could make it feel like it was still alive. What a lovely man.

[Juliet - Freelance Writer @cloudofbats]

@seetickets do tickets that say print at home actually need to be printed? There is a barcode I could scan on my phone.

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

Why not?

[Otto Von Jizzmark @Ottojizzmark]

A country with more than 1,300 food banks is building a £250 million Royal Yacht and teaching kids Latin.

[Brendan May @bmay]

@DeborahMeaden Look at the state of this and weep.

[Juliet - Freelance Writer @cloudofbats]

@AmazonHelp I'm stuck in an Amazon chat, the customer service rep seems to have been disconnected and I can't speak to them or leave the chat to start another one even if I sign out and back in again.

[Juliet - Freelance Writer @cloudofbats]

@itswilliamstone I think it would be on Come Dine With Me telling Jane she has a sad little life

[Juliet - Freelance Writer @cloudofbats]

@walkers_crisps When are we getting Salt & Vinegar quavers in Edinburgh?! This is VERY important.

[Juliet - Freelance Writer @cloudofbats]

@BrewDog

[Juliet - Freelance Writer @cloudofbats]

@ThisIsTomLittle How about people who point out that the song ironic isn't actually ironic

[Juliet - Freelance Writer @cloudofbats]

@itswilliamstone what happened to your daily joke?

*You can save this for later

[Juliet - Freelance Writer @cloudofbats]

@FernBrady Eurgh I had an argument with someone who thinks refugee families should be drowned at sea because the kids might have mental health problems due to escaping war torn countries and one day stab one of his kids.

[Juliet - Freelance Writer @cloudofbats]

I wouldn't rely on BT Internet being back up anytime soon. I've just had this through the door. @bt_uk

[Juliet - Freelance Writer @cloudofbats]

@LNER Unfortunately, it was an unplanned situation! I'm looking at during the day - 12pm/1pm sort of time. I do understand that it's probably not possible though.

[Juliet - Freelance Writer @cloudofbats]

@LNER Hey, I'm desperately trying to get to see a friend in need but every train seems to be sold out - are they actually all sold out or is there a new rule about buying tickets a certain amount of time before the journey?

[Juliet - Freelance Writer @cloudofbats]

@LNER I've been trying to get from Edinburgh to Grimsby either today (too late now i know!) or tomorrow

[Joe Tracini @joetracini]

When I got halfway through reading this and realised what it was, I definitely cried.

[Juliet - Freelance Writer @cloudofbats]

@SteveBugeja Someone's earning

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

All these years we’ve been so preoccupied trying to find him maybe instead of asking “where’s Wally” we should be asking “why is he hiding?”

[Jessica Simor KC @JMPSimor]

Every single MP worth their salt should have been saying this. Every single one - no exceptions. @DavidLammy deserves so much respect for doing so when others parroted the 'respect for democracy' nonsense.