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gerekiyorsa fırtına aksi halde bir atalet

[Josie Kins @Josikinz]

I asked chatgpt's new image model to script and generate a series of comics starring itself as the main character. The results genuinely gave me chills.
I'll post them all in a thread below.

[p. @cloudy_absinthe]

skill issue

[Ash @H1TWOM4N]

Mushrooms are terrifying I just came across a woman online who had a 6 figure job at google, took mushrooms, and now she is stalking Jim Carrey and works as a mermaid

[fire lord zuko updates @nicostrid]

thank you avatar the last airbender for this episode

[p. @cloudy_absinthe]

@kayteterry me when I can't read

[the only girl on the internet @girlpynchon]

many comrades will die on the hill that it’s a woman’s right to be bought and sold

[p. @cloudy_absinthe]

en güzel doğum günü pastası bende

[p. @cloudy_absinthe]

You should've paid more attention in class

[Lu for Alaska @luinalaska]

I remember learning in history class about the huts for women being exiled on their period in villages and thinking how wrong and unfair. I was so dumb. Now we have to be on our period and go to MEETINGS and work on SPREADSHEETS sign me up for the week in the hut with my girls we’d be snacking and gossiping. I’ll never forget what they took from us.

[p. @cloudy_absinthe]

why are americans like this

[p. @cloudy_absinthe]

galiba artık majezike alerjim var hayat bitti

[Jim Fanara @jimfanara]

tech bros and finance guys make fun of the psych and philosophy majors in school then spend the next 25 years reading basic pop-psych and philosophy books declaring them to be revolutionary

[p. @cloudy_absinthe]

@limmynade twitter aylardır bu kadar iyi olmamıştı

[p. @cloudy_absinthe]

turkish miku... save me...

[p. @cloudy_absinthe]

en büyük hobim şirket düşmanlığı yapmak <3

[Dr. Murat Odemis @muratodemis]

Eleştirileri okudum. Cover letter istedik diye niye küfür ediyorsunuz. :))) Cover letter bir zorunluluk değil. Şirket övme yeri de değil. CV'nizde yer almayan, koymadığınız/koyamadığınız ya da söylemek istediğiniz ekstra bir şey varsa ekleyebileceğiniz özgür bir alan. Zorunlu olmayan bir alana, özgün olmayan bir yazı yazmanın anlamı yok. Önemseyen vardır, önemsemeyen vardır, olabilir. Cover letter isteyen firmaya başvurmuyorum şeklinde bir duruşunuz da olabilir. Data olarak bakarsak, sizin de cvnize benzer, en az 50 kişi var. Yazdığınız ek bir bilgi, ilk görüşmeyi yapmanız konusunda fark yaratabilir. Söylemek istediğim bu. Bunun üzerinden şirket düşmanlığı yapmanın inanın kimseye faydası yok.

[p. @cloudy_absinthe]

bu kadar kötü bir zevke sahip olmadığım için yatıp kalkıp dua etmeliyim

[p. @cloudy_absinthe]

I agree BUT you don't "keep score" because you're an immature man-child who needs his wife to give him a to-do list like a mother reminding her toddler to clean up his toys and thinks a man doing housework in the house he lives in is "helping his wife".

[Tyler Todt @tyromper]

3) NEVER KEEP SCORE!

I recently tweeted
“If you keep score in a relationship or marriage you’ll both LOSE.”

Stop the poisonous attitude of I did:
•trash
•dishes
•laundry
•cleaning

You are teammates.
You are LOVERS!

Act like it!

End score keeping so you can both WIN!

Marriage is 50-50 is a farce.

There will be times it'll be 100-0 & others it's 0-100.

[p. @cloudy_absinthe]

@mirferat @porgijok bana kalmadı mı.. 🥺

[p. @cloudy_absinthe]

kötü başlangıçlar içimde sonsuz savaşlar

[p. @cloudy_absinthe]

@mirferat yess

[La vie est belle @lavieestbelIe]

Heart shaped forget-me-nots