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[a @arletheeee_]

waiting for a text back and realizing it was me who didn’t text back

[☔ @Whotfismick]

-outfit repeater
- meal repeater
- movie rewatcher
I know what i like

[🛸 @tufthug]

me when someone tells me to do something but im already doing it

[goma @soigomaa]

I’M NOT YOUR GIRLFRIEND UNTIL YOU ASK ME

[‎josh @jaypworst]

Do not date list:

Barbers
Waiters
DJs/music producers
Tattoo Artists
Photographers
Personal Trainers
Teachers (especially elementary)
Travel Nurses
Truck drivers (for obvious reasons)
Military
Rappers
College football or basketball players
Mechanic

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

unfortunately i have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man

[Lako @Don_Lako]

A Crip Walk Ho-Down is CRAZY 😭

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

I put on that native deodorant and I’m musty as fuck I don’t want no natural shit chemicals me please

[☔ @Whotfismick]

whoever normalized $120 hoodies & $80 sweatpants needs to be stopped

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

why do men only know like 5 words