🤡🤠clownboy 2.0🤠🤡

OG got banned so had to convert the barb account smh

[Martyn Bootyspoon @mbootyspoon]

Should be called Montreal Landlord Simulator

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

working in mental health, I just want to note the amount of clients in psychosis who fixate on AI

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Many of you

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

when i’m on jeaprody and the host named Ihavwon Kwestchin asks what utah’s state bird is https://t.co/OZ2R07PgYl

[emily 🦆 everyone watch Biosphere (2022) right now @redbreastedmerg]

This is the funniest example you could have used, there are literal undercover language spies who are waging a war against bonjour-hi, which they tried to ban 😭 And god forbid if you say “hello-bonjour”…

https://t.co/WpC0xfztb6

[rob 🍉 @ROBlNDANGER]

At first glance I thought she was paying tribute to the dollarama bag

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

open Instagram and I'm immediately confronted with a literal Vampire Landlord

[Kristin Merrilees @kristnmerrilees]

my college experience

[brian dead @brianfauteux]

People in Montreal do this until they are 56

[🤡🤠clownboy 2.0🤠🤡 @clownboy438]

The ozempic epidemic is getting out of control, they even got my cat 😭

[Warren Commission Test Skull @conzmoleman]

fuckin hell man. this kid was crying out for help.

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Montreal is the sixth borough ma’am

[Aamer @IbnKulthum]

I love this new way of filtering bad things through privilege discourse. Reminds me of that one lady who said that it is ableist or racist or some such to point out that eating chips every day is unhealthy and it turns out she was employed by a big snack company.

[fleetwood jack @imfleetwoodjack]

in AA we call this "pulling a Geographic" and it never works out. because wherever you go, there you are

[milkky @oncenot2wice]

Okay😭😭

[jörg shidmann @tranz_schubert]

why do non-transitioning nonbinaries get so mad when you put a bomb in their car

[#3 sisterwife but #1 in his heart @prettycritical]

okay so actually things aren’t queer just because they are sad