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every day i wake up and think about what my 20 followers would like to see me tweet about

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@145k4 I think if you do any type of nuisance internet challenge on your grandma, she should be legally allowed to kill you.

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@naomichesters That's not what i mean 🫤
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That's not what happened 🫤
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@PageSix Wow.... Can't imagine a better pairing...!!!!

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@itsmorganariel Wow.. twink death at 20 🚬😮‍💨

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@sn0oozey me when I have bumps on my arms and become disposable, but then my dermatologist fixes my thighs, and I become undisposable again:

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@facetedcarapace they will be discovering feminism from first principles.

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@esjesjesj nicki minaj looks like 10 years and 30 pounds ago.

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@Forever_Wario nice ! i didn't even know this was possible!! Can't name off the top of my head anyone I'm close to who would say they've never experienced a traumatic interpersonal relationship that deeply affected them. We all really have different lives, huh.

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@AnnieSFW I don't think she's ever experienced anything real like ~love~ and ~hate~ but she will never EVER give up the name Kirk lol, unless she's upgrading to Vance.

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@GianmarcoSoresi Why, did you prank the Jim too much?

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@arch_engels @esjesjesj and that one person has to be the owner of the free press who's seminal work has been to deny the famine in Gaza because the starving children were already dying due to Israeli bullets

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@esjesjesj why does this pillsbury doughboy get to be in charge of CNN? Is there any qualification beyond asslicking benjamin netenyahu?

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@AGoldmund Rich coming from "alex goldman". Do you even have any gold?

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Her story needs to be taught just like Anne Franks was

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@Teamamisu This is so well done!! I love how the highlights in the suit ties with the undershirt! i love the bottom eyelashes in the inset

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@klarnic_debt I would believe this person lives like that if the fridge shelves were already nasty from previous meats. It can't be that she always chucks the meat in naked and regularly has to wash her fridge shelves but hasn't figured out that putting something down to eliminate that chore.

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@aut0mattick It's ok. When these items were trending, that was the last time anyone had hope of not being unemployed or underemployed.

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@tomhollwho This picture is almost good, but not quite... And it is not millennial coded at all. It's not genz coded either. I think it is devoid of generational codes.

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@BARFJAMiN @NobleQAli The tightness of the pants where you not only see the cigarette boxes but the outline of the lid really is delightful.