Colton Wood

I am Colton

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leaving a final http://t.co/U0dkhQidtD

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@jr_waite018 Nice

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We can devein a shrimp but not a banana?

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@UncleDrewWNBA @BricePaterik Hahaha oh yeah. I still watch it here and there 😂

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@stewskeys Alive and well! I’ve turned lurker in recent years

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A dog seeing a roomba everyday is probably like a guy breaking into my apartment everyday and threatening me at gunpoint except I don’t know it’s just a nerf gun

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Nutter Butter implies the existence of Nutt Butt and Nuttiest Buttiest

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@ApolloNano nano_1wid6chhxzzc3ud4uhqpysex3npnx55akn8q97r3ynxm59xuysatkk6wt89z

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@shotbyhvnter @DJIGlobal I almost bought a little mountable feiyu one for my GoPro last year (for biking) lol this one looks legit tho!

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@btsheehy Please just give me this one thing

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@btsheehy What if the tallest groomsman stood between them? That’d be crazy

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@btsheehy You know how usually the bride and groom stand in the middle, right?

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@btsheehy Are you taking orders? I have a few requests

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@gallagherchase The end is nigh

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Think about it

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Do porridge and cottage rhyme?

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Colorado bound with the boys! #phish @ Kansas https://t.co/TEWzMR5xR6

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It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

[LeBron James @KingJames]

And I got so much more for the archives coming soon! #StriveForGreatness🚀 https://t.co/Y8P1FhtH5J

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@gallagherchase That's pretty accurate

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@gallagherchase More importantly, this wouldn't happen at Lou's

[Denton Police Department @DENTONPD]

Do you recognize this suspect in an aggravated assault at a bar in the 100 block of Ave A? Call Inv. Murphy at 940-349-7916 w/ info.