Allan Clua

[Sriram Sriharsha శ్రీరాం శ్రీహర్ష @SriharshaSriram]

The only filmmaker in Cinema History to win

Best Director at Cannes
Best Director at Berlinale
Best Director at Venice
Best Director at Oscars

PAUL THOMAS ANDERSON 🧡

[Hoop Herald @TheHoopHerald]

Imagine waking up from a coma in 2026 that you had been in since 2010:

“It’s a miracle you’re awake”

“What year is it?”

“2026”

“Wow, who is the President?”

“Donald Trump”

“What? The Dude from the Apprentice? Okay…wow 2026, can’t believe I missed LeBron’s whole career.. when did he retire?”

“He’s still playing - averaging 23, 6, and 7 for the Lakers in his 23rd season”

“How many championships does he have?”

“4 but the last one is questioned because the entire NBA went to a resort that they called a bubble because of Corona, so there were no fans”

“The Beer?”

“No, there was a global pandemic where people had to stay 7 feet away from each other at all times and everyone wore masks”

“Wow…Well, I’m at least assuming my Auburn Tigers are on top of the College Football World still”

“Actually Indiana won it all this year and Auburn is one of the worst HM teams in the nation”

“I’m scared to ask about College Basketball”

“Duke and UCONN are still two of the best teams”

“Thank God! Something normal!”

“But Baylor just signed a player who was Drafted 31st in the NBA Draft, and Alabama is resigning a player who declared for the NBA a few years ago..NIL is crazy”

“What’s NIL?”

“The college players can now get compensated for their Name, Image, and Likeness but it basically just means they are all now getting paid to play”

“Well that’s good, those kids deserve a little Date money”

“Actually most HM teams are paying kids 1-3 Million a year with no salary cap”

“I think I’m going to go back to sleep now”

[Allan Clua @clua13]

@ATRightMovies

[Allan Clua @clua13]

@ATRightMovies

[Reid D Hanson @ReidDHanson]

Any more eye black on that man and he’ll get himself cancelled 😂

[Allan Clua @clua13]

#respect #DallasCowboys

[Jon Machota @jonmachota]

Jourdan Lewis interception

[Annie Agar @AnnieAgar]

everyone during that free kick rule

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

Jerry Jones when asked about the design of AT&T Stadium.

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Whale takes a shit at sea world San Antonio, then splashes the crowd right after 😂😭

[Allan Clua @clua13]

@catoledo83 Pero chingón.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Billy this is Deshaun Watson. We gave up 3 first round picks for him and he makes $230 million fully guaranteed. His defect is that he’s really bad at playing quarterback

[Moneyball Memes 💰⚾️ @MoneyballMemes]

The problem we're trying to solve is that there are rich teams and there are poor teams. Then there's fifty feet of crap, and then there's my fantasy football team.

[Allan Clua @clua13]

@Giovanni_Fdz @DiablosRojosMX Yo, pero no te puedo escribir por DM porque no me sigues.

[NICE "NICEontheBeat" @NICECSN]

USA gotta blame Tatum moms 😂😂😂

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Serbians:

OMG I can't believe it, we're gonna beat the USA!

Steph Curry:

[Andy Murray @andy_murray]

Never even liked tennis anyway.

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

BREAKING: Donald Trump becomes the first actor from Home Alone 2 to be convicted of 34 felonies stemming from hush money payments to a porn star