Chucky The Chicken

Born To Squeak!
I'd like to say that I was Born To Cluck. But I'm just a rubber chicken. Not a bot. This account is owned by @excell_five

[D Attenborough @Attenboroughs_D]

Biker gang terrorises local residents.

[Johnsense. @Johnsense38]

My therapist gave me some advice...

"Write letters to the people you hate, then set them on fire."

Done and done.... Now what am I meant to do with all these letters? 🤔

[Chucky The Chicken @cluckandsqueak]

@mrmarksteel No. Lets have a bank holiday first.

[Chucky The Chicken @cluckandsqueak]

@ObsoletePencil More butter?
🙂
*squeak*

#theresalwaysone

[Chucky The Chicken @cluckandsqueak]

@MichaelCohen212 @POTUS @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews Stop being a dick.

[Chucky The Chicken @cluckandsqueak]

@KurtSchlichter Do you realise that your tweet qualifies you as being a bit of a dick?

[Chucky The Chicken @cluckandsqueak]

@realDonaldTrump No.

Get real.

Objection handling is clearly a skill you do not posess.

*squeak*

[Chucky The Chicken @cluckandsqueak]

@ObsoletePencil I'm too scared to tell you.

[Chucky The Chicken @cluckandsqueak]

@ObsoletePencil I think that there may be a remote village somewhere where that could be a thing.

[Chucky The Chicken @cluckandsqueak]

Well.... no trip to Manchester today then. @Jimmac4243 https://t.co/JzAdhCapeC

[The Burnley Bus Company @burnleybuses]

Sincere apologies, we will be suspending our #Witchway service again. This is due to hazardous conditons on route and a series of accidents. We are sorry for the inconvenience this will cause but safety of our customers and staff is paramount.

[BRITISH BOXERS @GrandpaJem]

Just said no thanks to advertising in The Mail. “But our readers have money” said the salesman incredulously. “Yes but we’ve got values...” #proud

[Chucky The Chicken @cluckandsqueak]

Knebworth in 76 was rumoured to be their last live gig. So I went. Had a great day. https://t.co/EOjyfsCjQo

[The Fucking Weather @BollocksWeather]

LATEST:

Hold on to your hats, scalfs and knickers folks.... here it fucking comes.
Level 3 cold warning issued by the Wet Office. Keep an eye on old Dorris next door and shit.
#BeastFromTheEast

[Chucky The Chicken @cluckandsqueak]

@ObsoletePencil But...
I don't have a skirt.

?

[Chucky The Chicken @cluckandsqueak]

@daviesl5 Bastard. How could you ☺

Good luck in the new job though🙂

[Chucky The Chicken @cluckandsqueak]

@Liz_Wheeler @StuBrennanMEN @BeverleyBlue The killer used 1 bomb strapped to his body. He was a suicide bomber.
No guns were involved. None of these facts are cherry picked.

[Chucky The Chicken @cluckandsqueak]

@KermodeMovie @eliistender10 It really will. 🙂

*squeak*

[John Madden @ja_madden]

Name that film...
#FilmTitlesInThreePics

[Chucky The Chicken @cluckandsqueak]

@daviesl5 Whats todays playlist?
*squeak*

[We❤️Mcr Fund @WeLoveMCRfund]

The fantastically generous public has raised £20m to help those affected by the Manchester Arena bomb in May 2017. Watch our video to see how the money has been spent...
@ArianaGrande @ManCityCouncil @GMpolice @BritishRedCross @GM_HSC @PennineCareNHS