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[. @playboicurrryy]

what the fuck is he talking about

[Kylie @diaryofkylie_]

Paying my 1,610 rent when I have 1,634 in my account 🙃🙃🙃🙃 at least I ain't homeless

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

when i can no longer spend more in the month and it's barely july 2nd

[Zito @_Zeets]

First time I had a margarita:

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

The craziest thing about being an adult is that you can go through the most traumatic night of your life and still have to go to work the next day.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me watching married people at work flirt with their coworkers

[mimi @lightnds]

when u finally start liking someone and decide to check his following and it looks like he does nails for living

[eliz @eliza___v]

Cranberry juice is nasty”

Me:

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I'm trying to enjoy life but then I remember I'm an adult in 2026 and ain't shit funny

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

if i'm ever in a coma, please put lipgloss on my lips

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When it's ur day off tomorrow so u don't have to set an alarm and it suddenly starts raining

[kha'lia @khaliamiraa]

I love kissing a nigga in his sleep like aw this the only time you cute and quiet dumb bitch

[tom @tomiezequiel15]

Yo volviendo a dormir porque faltan 47 segundos para que suene mi alarma

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me: "I should have about $200 left"

Bank balance: *$4.43*

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing 11pm is no longer “early” it is a direct threat to my tomorrow

[JAY 💞 @Janiee_Jayy]

My worst fear is getting pregnant and not knowing who the mother is because it can't be me😭

[detach @detachdaily]

you ever look back at a period of your life and wonder why you spent so much time trying to make something work that was clearly making you miserable

[blue @bluewmist]

There is a very specific female fatigue that comes from knowing exactly what is happening, explaining exactly what is happening, being told you are overreacting, and then watching exactly what is happening happen with excellent punctuality.