Phalguni

Oh she’s sweet but a psycho

[Phalguni @clumsy_moi]

I browse Zomato like most people browse Facebook 😋🍕😜

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Argentina players whenever a Spanish player touches the ball:

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Thank you, Justin Bieber, for absolutely destroying the mood.

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

Live example of how BJP uses religion to change voter mindset instantly.

[Dr. Rajeshwari Iyer @RajeshwariRW]

• Remove all Air Purifiers from Parliament.

• Remove all Air Purifiers from MPs and MLAs residences.

Let them breathe the same air as common people.

Only then will pollution become a real priority, not just a topic for speeches.

[Phalguni @clumsy_moi]

@zoo_bear Now three people together means woh akele hai?

[Piyush Rai @Benarasiyaa]

A football star comes to India. He is made to meet politicians, their wives, filmstars, bureaucrats, businessmen - people have absolutely nothing to do with football. This tour was to introduce Messi to organised stupidity, somthing he might not have come across in his life.

[Phalguni @clumsy_moi]

At this point, the comment section of Arjun Kapoor’s Instagram is just bullying him. Feeling kind of sad for him.

[Anuradha Tiwari @talk2anuradha]

Why can't we rate & review Public Infrastructure?

200 Rs Veg thali 100 Crore Road
5🌟 rating No Rating
20k reviews No Review

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

🚨 PAK YOUTUBER : Oh My God .. Did you see Indian Prime Minister's tweet 😭😂

2ND PAKISTANI : Indians will sleep peacefully tonight. They defeated Pakistan today yaar 🤣

[Phalguni @clumsy_moi]

If I had unlimited email capabilities I would email every flipkart employee and bug them with “16 pro kab stock mein aayega?” emails 😪

[Chinmayi Sripaada @Chinmayi]

Pathetic civic sense, lack of patriotism and respect for public property

[Kapil @kapsology]

A customer ordered non-veg from Blinkit.

One Bajrang Dal chapri working at the Blinkit dark store informed his local chapri boss from Bajrang Dal about the order.

The boss chapri tracked the delivery guy and checked his bag.

He then called the customer and asked why she had ordered non-veg in the month of Saawan, only to find out that she was a Christian.

First, they controlled what you eat outside. Now, they’re controlling what you eat inside your own home!

[Book Publishing Coach @thejendra]

I am a small, poor, roadside shopkeeper. I am doing only 2 crores of business every year for many years.

I have built three benami houses with this small income and am getting rent from 6 tenants.

I won't learn about taxes or rules. Our shopkeeper associations don't teach us about tax laws and just instigate us to protest.

I won't keep records/bills of incoming/outgoing payments. I won't consult a tax consultant and explain.

I will call GST as income tax and confuse everyone. I have to manage my poor family's expenses, so I won't pay any taxes. My grandparents are old.

I will demand why GST department did not send a notice last three years. I will demand that the government catch big thieves first.

I am not educated. I don't know how to keep accounts. But I will instantly tell you about how much principal and interest my loan borrowers have to pay me.

I keep a small pocket notebook where I enter 5 digit and 6 digit numbers with codewords.

Since I am very busy working from 6 am to 10 pm every day, I want to remain ignorant about taxes forever.

Then I will criticize the govt non-stop about no proper security, roads, policing, infrastructure, etc.

[Venkatesh Alla @venkat_fin9]

Heard that Andhra Pradesh is planning to give ₹3,000 monthly allowance to unemployed youth, many of whom have never contributed a single rupee in taxes or to the state's development.

But if a genuine taxpayer who paid lakhs over the years gets laid off? ZERO support. ZERO concern. ZERO recognition. Not even a second glance from any government.

Why?
Because unemployed youth = vote bank.
Taxpayers = too few to matter.

Let’s be real, in this country, taxpayers are just ATM machines. Used, drained, and discarded.
You mean nothing once your utility ends.

[Voice of Hindus @Voiceofhindus]

Meet rapist from Bengal and Be aware, sometimes nicest men are the most dangerous 🙏🏻

[Monica Verma @TrulyMonica]

Never leave this app 🤣🤣🤣

[Venkatesh Alla @venkat_fin9]

He already paid ₹5,89,745 as income tax. Now, after getting a performance bonus of ₹4,43,703, his employer deducts another ₹1,38,435 (including cess) in one shot. His total TDS for the month? Nearly ₹2 lakh.

Imagine ,Government takes Rs.2L cut in a single month and he is travelling daily on pathetic, pothole-ridden roads, choking on polluted air, forced to pay lakhs in private school fees and private healthcare , because the government has failed in every basic duty.

This isn’t about the amount of tax. This is about the lack of return on that tax. Don’t give that emotional blackmail of “be patriotic” and “give back to the country.”

The government has no moral right to take even ₹1 in taxes unless it ensures quality public healthcare, education, and infrastructure, not as charity, but as a constitutional right of every citizen, taxpayer or not.

[Phalguni @clumsy_moi]

I can feel the feeling 🥲

[Movies with Milan 🍿 @MilanBarsopia]

Dear @Bajaj_Finserv I am literally begging crying weeping on my knees please stop calling me please please please I am requesting you begging you urging you please please please I am tired and depressed and I almost threw my phone on the floor god knows how many times please stop for God's sake please please please stop harassing me please please please please 🙏🏻

[Kapil @kapsology]

Imagine that even at this time, you have a photographer with you, who is lying on the ground to a take a nice capture of the tragedy and the man in the frame.

Do you have any words to describe this behaviour? 😨

[barkha dutt @BDUTT]

This is an @airindia appreciation tweet . Just boarded flight from Newark to Delhi, heartbroken crew doing best to be professional, smile through tears / whatever be management issues, AI pilots & cabin crew best, warmest, bravest I’ve ever met. God bless in this time of grief