Carissa Crotchzee

Unhealthy scatter cushion collection. Knows how to use indicators.
Wine. Wings and Whiskey

[Carissa Crotchzee @clumsymonkeydbn]

If this isn't an accurate description of my life currently

[Carissa Crotchzee @clumsymonkeydbn]

@JasonTheWineGuy @PicknPay I spoke to the MOST amazing and helpful call centre person.. APIWE rocks!

[Carissa Crotchzee @clumsymonkeydbn]

@PicknPay HI there.... Please can you assist.. I need to get a copy of a slip dated 12 June 2019.. My TV is still under warranty.. Stopped working but the need a copy of the receipt which I can not find.... Please help 🙏🏻

[Carissa Crotchzee @clumsymonkeydbn]

@YesReallyAngel Get rid of rubbish

[Carissa Crotchzee @clumsymonkeydbn]

@JacksInkyArm That's a Nope from me.

[Carissa Crotchzee @clumsymonkeydbn]

@BradChilling @ShellsPemBroke For me personally, was how he continuously evaded capture. Also.. How duplicitous he was.
I don't know what that says about me 🤣🤣

[Carissa Crotchzee @clumsymonkeydbn]

@JasonTheWineGuy Ankle bone

[Carissa Crotchzee @clumsymonkeydbn]

100% do not recommend trying to stop a falling bottle of perfume with your naked boney foot.
0 out of 5 for experience

[Carissa Crotchzee @clumsymonkeydbn]

Sometimes the biggest steps take the least amount of effort. ❤️

[Carissa Crotchzee @clumsymonkeydbn]

@joswalker I recognize this bad boy 😍😍😍

[Carissa Crotchzee @clumsymonkeydbn]

@no_idea_Nic One out of 2 isn't bad

[Carissa Crotchzee @clumsymonkeydbn]

@no_idea_Nic Those are the lesser seen dumb and dumber twins.

[Carissa Crotchzee @clumsymonkeydbn]

@SlummyM @BwanaChris I was going for unicorn or velociraptor

[Carissa Crotchzee @clumsymonkeydbn]

Twitter question... Any great gift ideas for a 9 year old girl?

[Carissa Crotchzee @clumsymonkeydbn]

@urbanangel87 Love the books and charm bracelet idea! Thank you xx

[Carissa Crotchzee @clumsymonkeydbn]

I was sent the most beautiful gesture by someone who is very quickly becoming an important person to me.
The words that accompanied the gift were just everything.

[Carissa Crotchzee @clumsymonkeydbn]

@mrcraigharding That's a nope from me.

[Carissa Crotchzee @clumsymonkeydbn]

@ShellsPemBroke Single tip #33 use your closest door frame. The corners really get into your shoulders... And soul.. Reaffirming just how single you are