christian

Mostly thinking about aliens.

[christian @clutzoid]

Every film now feels like the same 5 actors taking turns on a rota.

[christian @clutzoid]

How have we reached the point where the popcorn bucket is more exciting than the film?

[christian @clutzoid]

Love the thing when you open twitter see a great tweet the feed refreshes and it’s gone.

[Chime @Chime_Fave]

The silent treatment doesn’t work on introverts. We call it peace and quiet.

[Destruction☠️ @KaijuA79633]

I will die on a hil that the best way to watch Jurassic Park is on VHS.

[spicy alien @cinematicnoodle]

warm regards? in this weather?

[christian @clutzoid]

Reminder: Jaws 4 is a Christmas movie. If you need a plot to feel festive that’s a you problem.

[christian @clutzoid]

I’ve accepted a lot in life. Jodie Foster not being in Hannibal isn’t one of them.

[christian @clutzoid]

My Duolingo streak is the only reason I’m still alive. And also the reason I want to die.

[christian @clutzoid]

Some people move on. I still think about Edward Furlong and Linda Hamilton not being in Terminator 3.

[christian @clutzoid]

Got my signed Haku wrestling trading card framed. Next step: figuring out how to explain this to guests without sounding unhinged.

[christian @clutzoid]

Every day I’m grateful I have just enough self control not to furnish my flat entirely from a Halloween TK Maxx clearance bin.

[christian @clutzoid]

To the person on the train playing music out loud: thank you for reminding me that peace is a luxury.

[AZZATRU @A7ZATRU]

I put "We Want Battlefront 3" on a billboard, seriously

[ezake⁷ @chukosad]

We desperately need to address how bright some people’s headlights are

[WesKeltner 🎃 @weskeltner]

The teacher trying to separate us at the middle school dance when Jodeci comes on.

[christian @clutzoid]

@Mikeadatrix @Dweller_ @g0rejira Yeah, all the prestige weapons have those bloody veins, and in the case of the Alien and Demogorgon, their weapons are their hands.

[Some Copywriter @testicleas]

The average person consumes 8 spiders a year.

Why just be average?

Try. Harder.

[candyce @candycemegan]

LEFT MY DOG OUTSIDE FOR 30 MINUTES AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED

[International Space Station @Space_Station]

The Soyuz spacecraft seen from space as it re-entered Earth’s atmosphere last night bringing 3 people back to Earth.