Alexa Shafer

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

Ok is # it me or does Hayden remind you of Coach Taylor meets the groom from Father of the Bride? @BacheloretteABC #bachelorette

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

Anyways here’s how. @heck_its__tek

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

@heck_its__tek iykyk

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

Ok but without looking it up, please spell the name of this great ape: 🦧

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

I want the job of the camera person that gets to zoom on people’s faces while watching the Bachelor Finale live #Bachelor #BachelorNation

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

*not me looking at a calendar to figure out the least inconvenient time to plan to get Covid since it’s inevitably coming for me anyways*

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

deleting and re-downloading dating apps 5 times in one week is my toxic trait of 2021

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

life with an “a” name is getting the random FaceTime butt dials from people you haven’t seen in 8 years at 1:45 am

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

I’m never concerned if I have to miss a #USWNT game because I know I can get the full recap from @GlennonDoyle you do better work than tivo ever could for me

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

I’m in a band and we’re recording our debut album but we need YOUR help! https://t.co/7ooXfU3fqK

[Spectre Jones @spectre_jones]

We’re Recording Our Debut Album! We’ve been cooped up working really hard through this pandemic and have been very excited to share this news with you. We really need your help! This album will not be possible without you 😌 Donate and spread the word: https://t.co/HGViS8yQNd

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

Just waiting for Emmanuel Acho’s biceps to rip out his suit jacket and through my tv screen #BachelorNation #bachelorabc

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

Matt to Rachael: “I didn’t realize how much I cared about you.”
...until you body slammed the ground. #BachelorNation

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

Producers reeeeally stretching with this whole Heather bit #Bachelor #bachelorabc

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

Ahh yes I can see clearly now

[Avalon Penrose @avalonpenrose]

a normal person explains what’s happening on the stock market:

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

Queen Victoria, I am no optometrist but that right there is an eye infection and imma need you to get it checked out #TheBachelorABC #BachelorNation

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

@LADWP

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

@LADWP I’m just curious what the possibility is of residents getting a grocery stipend or gift card of some sort? Bummed I have to throw my entire fridge out. Thanks for doin your best to get our power back in the meantime.

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

MADAM YOU MADE ME CRY 3 TIMES ALREADY TODAY STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Ready to serve.

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

Look at her. She is beauty and power and courage and hope personified. @TheAmandaGorman

[Alexa Shafer @clutzysis]

I’ve given up so much time meant for my Hebrew homework to watch Sarah cry all night #Bachelor #BachelorNation