clairissa🪞🧸⚰️

🍓💤🪼🦎🍃🥺living deliciously🤩🍇🍉🌳🐌🦕

[clairissa🪞🧸⚰️ @clvirissa]

hating my life up until like 3 hours ago i love my friends i love my friends

[clairissa🪞🧸⚰️ @clvirissa]

rfk jr so real for having a worm in his brain, he gets me

[clairissa🪞🧸⚰️ @clvirissa]

y’know, for a kid with broken glass for teeth, I sure love to run my tongue over them

[clairissa🪞🧸⚰️ @clvirissa]

@mariaareid @MadDobz dog…it was so wild…truly a moment that helped make me a leftist

[Madison Dobrzenski @MadDobz]

a history teacher stepped on the American flag to teach the right to protest and ended up fired and on national television

[clairissa🪞🧸⚰️ @clvirissa]

me and my 60 year old coworker panicking about not having money to cover bills & the struggle of being alive, and another coworker talking about how she’s about to rent a house for 4,500 a month…i am living in a dystopian nightmare

[clairissa🪞🧸⚰️ @clvirissa]

this old old lady just came in looking for a book she ordered and i am so used to jesusy people i wasn’t even thinking about it and then it was this super cool feminist book and she was like “oh yay! i’m so excited that my wife ordered this for me” and no joke, i almost screamed

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

Been a while since someone posted this one guess it’s my turn

[clairissa🪞🧸⚰️ @clvirissa]

not my lil doctor and i chatting about the horrors of capitalism instead of doing my physical

[clairissa🪞🧸⚰️ @clvirissa]

ahhhhh!!!!

[clairissa🪞🧸⚰️ @clvirissa]

oh wait i was just spontaneously silly and goofy and now everything is okay again

[clairissa🪞🧸⚰️ @clvirissa]

monday morning and i’m already getting punched in the face

[clairissa🪞🧸⚰️ @clvirissa]

tomorrow i will be beating someone up

[clairissa🪞🧸⚰️ @clvirissa]

had such a gross adult moment where “smells like teen spirit” came on at work and then a group of teenagers were like oh my god i love this song, wait what is the name of it again?

am i some sort of millennial now

[culture @notgwendalupe]

put him in the white lotus

[2hollis Shady Facts @lovelysewer]

I haven’t seen saltburn yet but I imagine this is what it’s like

[anna @charliekclly]

he has the eyes of a dog who knows it’s about to be put down

[helen qu'elle heure @uberjnet]

I gotta level with you man, I'd be fucking thrilled if a bunch of ghosts came by and told me how to fix my shit in a single night

[clairissa🪞🧸⚰️ @clvirissa]

oops nvm this might be psychosis

[clairissa🪞🧸⚰️ @clvirissa]

apparently me accidentally stopping my bipolar meds just means i stare into space a lot and sit completely still… this is kinda nice