claire

mallrat likes my eyeliner

[claire @clxire___]

@ichigoVGXhero @dom_lucre ok bitcoin bro 💀

[daily hozier pics & vids @dailyhozierpics]

Hozier talks about Elon Musk and how he'll be spending less time on Twitter

[claire @clxire___]

@OliLondonTV You're used to talking to far right trashbags that are crappy enough to agree with you, seems like you just can't handle being proven wrong 👀

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Sometimes I ask my dad to open jars and stuff even when I can open them myself just so he knows that I still need him around

[Bottling Sunshine @BottlngSunshine]

I just wanna be me.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I like to think I'm an intelligent chap. I write software for a living and everyone always thinks of me as the clever one.
Today I was cleaning the patio and spent several minutes trying to jet spray a shadow off a paving slab.

[claire @clxire___]

@EarthToLaurenxX I'm a whole new level of stressed about this ngl

[claire @clxire___]

@brissybandito @emileesjbh @nicesweaterr OHHHH I read that wrong LMAO, thanks! was gonna say, that's cooked

[claire @clxire___]

@emileesjbh @nicesweaterr now?? fr??

[claire @clxire___]

@sI6wdive I'm a new level of nervous for this show fr

[lany @lanyfilm]

the 1975 better pull change of heart out of their ass for brisbane i swear to god

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When I'm bored driving, I call the numbers on lorries and vans. I tell the office how great a driver they are and courteous - even if not. Telling them I used to be a HGV driver - I wasn't. Everyone needs a lift. It is a tough job. Most call are complaints.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I used to think doing expensive things with kids was a waste of money as they won't remember it in a few years anyway. Now I have my own son I'd pay anything and take him anywhere to see his happy little face.

[claire @clxire___]

@HRHCOLLECTION couldn't be a LESS credible account to be tweeting some embarrassing shit like this 💀

[claire @clxire___]

@kjhanover @nordintrades @Chris_Knut @fasc1nate ...you mean you're not training to become a surgeon?

[claire @clxire___]

@Rebekah60291919 @mfrances1973 @COMRADEBLOOM yep was replying to jenny! :)

[claire @clxire___]

@nordintrades @Chris_Knut @fasc1nate ok imagine training to be something like a surgeon - a textbook can only teach you so much. you'd be pretty screwed without spacial awareness in theatre 😬

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I have a prestigious job with a lot of operational responsibility because I am perceived as being conscientious and detail oriented. Truth is, I'm so petrified of getting things wrong that I obsessively follow every process to the letter. I'm in a trap made out of my own fear.

[claire @clxire___]

@COMRADEBLOOM @mfrances1973 This is extremely easy for someone your age to say, from when further education was free and houses were barely a quarter of the cost of what they are now...