CLXJASON

sexy funny chill dude gamer/streamer/lover

kill john lemon

Greatest freestyle rapper/poet alive

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Just had the lunk alarm pulled on me at planet fitness again… third time this month

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@PapaPoob Expose yourself to the guests. It’s host etiquette

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@Stalltt Everyday a rough day for that asshole

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“Make edible plastic for the goy cattle”

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Scientists have turned plastic bottles into edible cookies called µBites

They're made by taking the microbes out of the plastic and rebuilding them into “something like a protein”

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@beastiewree

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My fat friend fell in my dream and I woke up from laughing so hard

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I’m tired of being poor and even worse I’m black

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@MichelleObama you’re gunna wanna pick up the next time I call

#important #albanianinvasion

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RIP Dolly Parton your shift has ended. We have the watch now. See you in Valhalla

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@lee_martin42640 @Stunner_Lfc

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@lee_martin42640 @JoeDiaz46

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@willwokbir Murr
Sals
John and Josh from the impractical jorkers

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I love skimming Wikipedia because I stumble upon things like this: a corporal baboon

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@Visceral9000 I would fucking die for him

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@GeneralSamsSec You shit your pants

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@damekatydenise_ @jk_rowling @rickygervais @JohnCleese @Argos_Online 6 pints

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@Lord_Sugar @Guinness_Global Mr Suga I require 50 large