Clyde Fargo

[John Manis @johnmanis110]

"#youknowtheystalkingyou the drive past your house, which leads to a dead end"

[Nicholas Mayfield @nicholasmay777]

#goseeksomehelp if you use your car as a table to eat on

[Ronald Seale @rseale67t289]

#Youknowtheycheating When everytime you go thru their phone their text messages always empty I guess im stupid 

[Marc Laver @marclaver24]

#relationshipsendbecause you stay tweet watching

[Lester Tannenbaum @ltannenbaum340]

#fatpeoplenightmares oreos and no milk

[Clyde Fargo @clydefargo50]

veggie burgers #fatpeoplenightmares

[Clyde Fargo @clydefargo50]

You're no Charlie Sheen #closingarguments

[Clyde Fargo @clydefargo50]

"#closingarguments ""theres your dinner!!"""

[Dustin Proper @dproper7305]

#ialwayswantedtobe a loss prevention agent

[Corey Drost @CoreyDrost]

#honestyhour Natural over silicone. All day...Everyday!

[Shane Jonas @shanejonas1]

After I punched the cop in the face I decided #ineedtostop thinking so much about my decisions and just go for it.

[Lewis Deville @lewisd666]

#waystoirritateme expecting me to disagree with you when you say something you know isn't true about yourself.

[Dustin Waldner @dwaldner031]

Matinee show in a few hours...I can't seem to get out of bed #ineedtostop being so lazy

[Greg Kinyon @gregkinyon89]

#1thingicantstand is cigarette smoke. Stinks like hell.

[Clifford Flinn @CliffordFlinn]

#1thingicantstand is when people walk really slow infront of you! 

[Christopher Coy @ccoy54545]

"BARCELONA is on top of my #VacationWishList, followed closely by VENICE."

[Correy Libbey @correylibbey]

the fella never holds your hand or kiss you in public #SignsUASideChick

[Clyde Fargo @clydefargo50]

#Netflix in effect.

[Clyde Fargo @clydefargo50]

When he introduces you as a friend but when alone he feeds you crap #signsuasidechick

[Clyde Fargo @clydefargo50]

 #SignsUASideChick When I dont Care About Your Feelings.