clydemurphy44

Life time Democrat with Libertarian Thoughts/No Tags, No Labels, No Color, One Flag🇺🇸/Chubby Kid From Iowa

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@Jeremy3Tears Leroy Selmon

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@Jeremy3Tears James Madison

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@MidwestMadDog Clyde The Glide

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@4HumanUnity @RepMTG Can't believe there are over 51k people follow you, while spewing such drivel. And I have been a Dem my entire adult life. Wakeup Dude! Or maybe you're overwoke!

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@Lynn72419684788 @dom_lucre Let's see your 4 cent receipt.

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@WillWestWins @dom_lucre Did you give your $1?

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@ZubyMusic 48

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@JakeTheRoofer @NeutralZnSports Fact!

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@NeutralZnSports Dale Earnhardt

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@MBrown1143 @bobpockrass Kaylee is the "Real Deal!" @kaylee11b

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@ThatEricAlper A Fifth of Beethoven

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@ThatEricAlper Evel Knievel.

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@Travis_in_Flint AC/DC opened for Journey. 🤘🏻

[Bill Shepherd... @MyGSDog_HavoK]

@RealJamesWoods Not a penny more.... 🖕Zelensky 🖕Joe

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@ChrisMurphyCT This is a hard NO sh×t for brains!

[Nurse Lioness @CardioFixer]

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. (Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder). This is how it developed:

I decide to water my garden.

As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car and decide my car needs washing.

As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the porch table that I brought up from the mailbox earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table, and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox, when I take out the garbage anyway, I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left. My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of soda that I had been drinking.

I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the can of soda aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the soda is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the soda, a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye - they need to be watered.

I set the soda down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning.

I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote I left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when I go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers, but quite a bit of it spills on the floor. So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to remember what I was planning to do.

At the end of the day

- the car isn't washed,

- the bills aren't paid,

- there is a warm can of soda sitting on the counter,

- the flowers don't have enough water,

- there is still only one check in my checkbook,

- I can't find the remote,

- I can't find my glasses, AND

- I don't remember what I did with the car keys!

Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

#NurseHumor

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@No_to_socialism @AmoneyResists @SpeakerJohnson @RepAshleyHinson Exactly my thoughts.

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@sensiblemiddle @marklevinshow Just curious. Have you had a thought in the past 8 years that Trump wasn't a part of?

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@ThatEricAlper A Clue!

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@Super70sSports The "Great One!"