joey the astronaut

life goes on, days get brighter

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

some of u are performative this is real autism

[Pamphlets @PamphletsY]

🚨🇺🇸 BREAKING — Michigan:

Abdul El-Sayed Wins Democratic Primary, Defeating Zionist Candidate.

[reid @thereidfeed]

the salt is supposed to prevent sticking. it doesn’t always work that way

[Clayton Anderson | HTX Sports @Clay_HTXSports]

Houston Texans DB Jalen Pitre was just named the first "Guardian Athlete" in NFL history, after his his dominant play last season brought much more attention to the Guardian Cap (i.e. vs. the Chiefs in week 14)

He'll also be donating Guardian Caps to youth in the community as part of his partnership.

Congrats @JalenPitre1 and @Guardian_Caps for the history making moment!

(My source was on it 😎)

Jalen Pitre just earned a prestigious honor that validates his dominant 2025
https://t.co/2JQNUqeQC7

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘BEYOND THE SPIDER-VERSE’ is officially the next Spider-Man film.

In theaters on June 18, 2027.

[Eli @TLawClears]

The Dodgers are hiding Hamas in their clubhouse @Israel

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i digress bro i really do

[Ky @_k_pn]

Imagine being in middle school and you just see Karl Malone take your crush

[translated cats @TranslatedCats]

He is happy with and without the apple.. we have a lot to learn from him.

[joey the astronaut @cm__joey]

Bring him home

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

HC Vrabel said DeAndre Hopkins is no longer with the Patriots.

[Ev El Campeón @EvDoWork]

Walk Umaga to the ring

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I like it. A quick reminder of what it’s all about

[(• ˕ •マ.ᐟ ★ @Y40IFRQTTING]

19th century researchers

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

So it's an actual pedophile army run by a pedophile president

[sweet and tender hooligan @likesnoopyy]

u ever seen a mexican so mexican they look japanese

[Richard Johnson @RichJohnsonNFL]

C. Kirk suffered an injury in #49ers practice today. Sources say he’s stable.

Please god.

[BAJA BLAAAAAST @DontJudgeMeBruh]

This who Sophie Cunnigham thinks she is

[sean @_sn_n]

Texas is such a red state that a good Christian man is losing to an adulterer.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Yordan Alvarez could be the first player to achieve a Major League Triple Crown (leading all of MLB in BA, HR, RBI) since Mickey Mantle in 1956.

.327 BA (2nd in MLB)
34 HR (1st)
77 RBI (t-1st)