Chris Maynard

[Chris Maynard @cmainyard]

@LandonDavis03 Oh yeah and if you don't make your profile pic you in that costume..the world may end. No pressure.

[Chris Maynard @cmainyard]

@LandonDavis03 DM me your number dude. I don't know how to read a DM but I'm sure I'll figure it out. We need to hang more.

[Chris Maynard @cmainyard]

My apologies to anybody I tried to sell a weight loss program to or tried to convince to work from home recently. I'm in a weird place

[Chris Maynard @cmainyard]

@emilyh0810 I realized by the look on your face, the handshake joke has now become awkward for you 😃 Duly noted. Good to see you

[Chris Maynard @cmainyard]

@hmccandless57 @Tiffeadie That was sooooo long ago. Stop living in the past. That picture is awesome

[Chris Maynard @cmainyard]

@ashlayy02 I think you spelled palace wrong 😉 Just sayin'

[Staplehouse @staplehouseATL]

It's a corn-hole and chemo kind of day. @ Cancer Treatment Centers Of America http://t.co/Q662c4o0zf

[Chris Maynard @cmainyard]

@ashlayy02 Heard that! Gotta reserve that energy for other things

[Chris Maynard @cmainyard]

@ashlayy02 You're so slack 😝 Nice artwork though 🐘

[Chris Maynard @cmainyard]

@LandonDavis03 Go with Seal. Perfect dick on windshield background music.

[Chris Maynard @cmainyard]

@LandonDavis03 I don't know that this is the best idea but I support it. I might go with a different song. Then it's a great idea

[Flavour Gallery @flavourgallery]

We have a lot more @offalchris LIPS & ASSHOLES tees in stock again! Check it: http://t.co/PjnMq3eP3h

[Chris Maynard @cmainyard]

Ryan+Jen - Much love, support & positive energy/thoughts to @staplehouseATL We toasted you guys last night with Makers 46 2 cubes.

[Chris Cosentino @ChefCosentino1]

King salmon head, dill & pickled sea bean salsa http://t.co/LvS0bCBx6R

[Chris Maynard @cmainyard]

Pendulum swinging slow a degenerate moving

[Chris Maynard @cmainyard]

@hmccandless57 Work, sleep, repeat for life! I know that cycle.....I cry a lot. So work, sleep, cry, repeat.

[Chris Maynard @cmainyard]

Happy Independence Day! http://t.co/m7tvfMjJS6

[Chris Maynard @cmainyard]

Quick shout out to @emilyh0810 for having a firm & professional handshake. It was a pleasure doing business with you 😃👏