Landon Davis

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

Dude look like a lady...

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

Shoutout to the guy from Comcast cable that just helped me fix my charter cable Internet problem and didn't call me an idiot #wrongnumber

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

Nothing like a gunfight right across the street to make you feel safe. #workinginthehood

[Wolf Pack Alan @WolfpackAlan]

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

@spann any idea why 65 south is at a standstill near walkers chapel rd. exit?

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

You sir are like God's idea of a practical joke. #notlaughing

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

Maybe I'm just too demanding, maybe I'm just like my father too bold #prince

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

Just got stung by a wasp on the throat this is not my day #fml

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

@DanielcJackson so not fair

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

@cmainyard yeah maybe kiss from a rose on the grave, or I could always do the theme song from Barney I suppose

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

If you honk at me 2 seconds after a light changes I will get out of my car, put my dick on your windshield and sing amazing grace twice

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

This is seriously making my day. #wow

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

Eating at a Mexican restaurant listening to three women discuss their horrible love lives for all to hear. #weneedDrPhil

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

To the lady at Jalisco who called a server over to fill your margarita with the pitcher sitting on your table.... You ma'am are a bitch.

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

@cmainyard haha all apologizes I just figured you had watched every movie lifetime has produced by now. I know I have.

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

@cmainyard I'm psychic. She falls in love with the douche bag and leaves the good guy only to realize the second guy is a douche and go back

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

@cmainyard throw in a couple of manly tears and a lifetime movie and it's the best day ever

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

@cmainyard yeah I'm good besides this weird urge to curl up in the fetal position and smoke a carton of cigarettes

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

Hydro plaining across all three lanes of I65 has concluded the oh my God I'm gonna die segment of my day. #thatwasinteresting

[Landon Davis @LandonDavis03]

@cmainyard haha didn't know that. You just made my day sir