Chris Makarsky 🦔

Internet user, food eater, freelance beer maven. RTs are always endorsements.

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MOTHERFUCKING TWITTER YOU SUCK SO MUCH

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@SenSchumer what the fuck

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@elonmusk god yes willing to commit voter fraud to see this happen, thank you based lord

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who doesn't appreciate a good chin scratch

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@elonmusk oh god shut the fuck up

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Supreme Court my ass

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@RecParkSF @MattHaneySF @RecParkSF @MattHaneySF after visiting earlier this week I stopped by again at 8pm tonight to find it locked up well before official closing. What's the point of new lights if the park's not even open evenings?

Please hold the celebrations until things are actually done here.

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@RecParkSF @RecParkSF @MattHaneySF the renovations are completely underwhelming after leaving the area without a green space for so long. The front gate, playgrounds, gardens, and bball court are still unfinished/unusable, and I didn't see whatever the 'nature exploration area' is

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@trish_regan hell yeah

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@realDonaldTrump incredible loser energy here

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@JoseCanseco hell yeah

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@JBennet oh fuck off

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@WSJ hell yeah

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@marwilliamson hell yeah

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@Comey @amyklobuchar @JoeBiden cool thoughts from the republican fail child

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@marcorubio hell yeah

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@AmbJohnBolton @BernieSanders @AIPAC @IlhanMN hell yeah

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twitter is still the best real-time earthquake verification platform, i'll give it that

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#Wahoowa

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Wahooooooooowaaaaaa!