caroline alexander

mostly stuff about dogs

[caroline alexander @cmalexanderr]

edamame should be free at sushi just like chips are free at mexican

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I wonder if anyone has noticed that I wear a black bodysuit and jeans every single time I go out

[Alexandra Cooper @alexandracooper]

Isn’t it the best when you are actually craving water. Like it hits so different when you are parched and needing it vs when ur just trying to do the right thing for your health lol

[caroline alexander @cmalexanderr]

@zzzidkstfu such a good boy

[caroline alexander @cmalexanderr]

status: twenty years old and still picking tomatoes out of my food

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

nobody told me i spelled successful wrong

[Hannah Claire @_hanblackwell]

Sad to announce that I have officially reached that point in my life that adults have warned me about since I was a teenager. I can no longer eat whatever I want without it having any affect on the way that my body looks. Thoughts & prayers are appreciated during this hard time

[caroline alexander @cmalexanderr]

does anyone else spend a lot of time thinking about how the keys on a keyboard are not in abc order? cause i do

[grant @TakeForGrantd]

Yeah USD might cost $60,000 a year but I’ve eaten roughly $16,478.54 worth of free saltine crackers at La Paloma and that’s how you beat the system baby

[caroline alexander @cmalexanderr]

my biggest airpod fear: falling in the toilet

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Just spent $8 on ice cream that wasn’t very good but I also spent 4 years on a boy who wasn’t very good so I’m used to waste

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Riley. Every morning he hangs over the wall and drops his toy so the nearest passerby is forced to play with him. It works 100% of the time. 14/10

[Bricks Assembled @bricksassembled]

i’ve either made a great discovery or a terrible mistake

[caroline alexander @cmalexanderr]

i’m just out here trying to be as skinny as my shadow

[auts @autumnjul13]

Best USD dining hall workers, ranked:

15. It’s
14. Impossible
13. To rank
12. Them
11. Because
10. They’re all
9. So
8. Friendly
7. And
6. Genuinely
5. Care about
4. Your
3. Dining
2. Experience
1. Micky the pasta man

[caroline alexander @cmalexanderr]

yo if you have the aux on a party bus and don’t play cha cha slide whatchu doin