colin mannion

[Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson]

Today is a very special day for me as I will be receiving my 18th championship ring tonight at Dodgers Stadium. We will celebrate our back-to-back World Series Championships at ring night - I’m so excited!!! I currently have (1) Everett High School State Championship, (1) Michigan State NCAA Championship, (11) Lakers Championships - (5) as a player, (5) as a co-owner and (1) as an executive, (1) LAFC Major League Soccer Championship , (1) LA Sparks WNBA Championship ,and (3) World Series Championships with the Dodgers! I actually have a total of (20) lol 😂 but I didn’t include my (2) E-Sports Championships as co-owner of Team Liquid!

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

#tears

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

Not. Done. Yet.

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

what are we sipping on @PeteHegseth

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[Rajat Suresh @rajat_suresh]

Grinch: I would like to buy a dog

Pet store employee: ok are you a guy?

Grinch: No. I am some sort of gorilla

Pet store employee: That is fine.

Grinch: A green gorilla

Employee: Doesn’t matter

[colin mannion @cmannion17]

WOW! Crane barge spotted on Lake Monona. You never know what you’re gonna see! -CM

[colin mannion @cmannion17]

Just picked these up from Trader Joe’s! 4 sandwiches for $3.50 is great value and they are perfect for lunches! -CM

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

my friend is a teacher and he said the texas phone ban is working at his school although now he says the kids are all gambling with dice

[Mia @boygrrI]

Apparently a “Rorschach test” is just a bunch of drawings of me being molested

[Charles Bramesco @intothecrevasse]

Nintendo's representative was quick to add, however, that Yoshi and Birdo's relationship is "inventively, expansively sexual" in ways that "most of us cannot hope to imagine"

[Dac @daclaration]

Girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend’s friend core

[emily @north0fnorth]

close second but nobody will ever beat her

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

My new special is out on Netflix right now. Give it a watch.

[Sham @pyaazhater]

me: my son doesn’t wear diapers anymore now that he’s pr trained

you: do you mean potty trained

my son, with shit on his face: I am shocked and deeply saddened by the allegations being levied against me. Needless to say, they are false. I have always been an ally to women, and

[DPRK News Service @DPRK_News]

Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un thinks you can achieve your dreams, if you believe.

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

What happened while I was cleaning my house, paper towelically, can never happen again

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

That’s what yall do, yall clowns. Use players to push these corny agendas yall got. This a brotherhood fam, u not apart of. It’s a problem now cuz social media got u clowns walkin around wit your chest out like u mean something. YOU DONT!!! YOUR TAKES DONT MATTER

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

Tanned. Rested. Ready.