Jason Morgan

[Jason Morgan @cmarius4]

@stoolpresidente Preach.

[Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome]

Straightforward from here:
Freddy adopts the USA as his team
Freddy meets an American at the Bosnia game
USA goes to the finals
Freddy marries the American at halftime, becomes citizen
USA wins it all

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

The Europeans have discovered Buc-ee's...

[NASA @NASA]

Coming soon: one of history’s most complex missions

Tune in on Tuesday, June 9, at 11am ET, to meet the astronauts flying aboard Artemis III, the mission that will test docking capabilities with commercial landers in low Earth orbit — an important step to crewed lunar landings.

[Jason Morgan @cmarius4]

I’m the richest guy in the world. My kids and my wife are amazing.

[KJ 🍢 @SeminoleKJ]

I think I downloaded the wrong College Football game

[Jason Morgan @cmarius4]

@DavidAFrench Same.

[Brain Leakage @BrainLeakage03]

Tell me, Muse, of the man who was wicked smaht

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Jason Morgan @cmarius4]

@PeteThamel Terrible idea. Let’s go back to 64.

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Sources: The NCAA has initiated the final steps to expand the men’s and women’s NCAA basketball tournaments to 76 teams. The expansion is on track to be formalized in the upcoming weeks, with mid-May as the target. The 76-team tournaments begin next year. https://t.co/2ZGUjZR0uJ

[Jason Morgan @cmarius4]

@mkhammer Glad you’re okay. Scary stuff.

[Jason Morgan @cmarius4]

@Acyn @3YearLetterman

[Benjamin Domenech @bdomenech]

I have news for you.

[dan @Dan16676935420]

Artemis

Artemis 2
<— you are here
Artemis 3

2 Artemis 2 Moon

Artemis: Tokyo Drift

Art and mis

Artemis 7 Doomsday

Art 8

[Jason Morgan @cmarius4]

Thank you @NASA, I’m 8 years old again.

[Jason Morgan @cmarius4]

@BenSasse Sending prayers for you and your family. Thank you for your leadership at Florida.

[Jason Morgan @cmarius4]

@skinnydawg10 @mkhammer Oof.