Chris

once and future hat guy

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

Director: hey guys did you finish the sequence introducing the pollution monster?

Animators and Tim Curry: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked

Director: what

[Senator Chris Van Hollen @ChrisVanHollen]

A US ambassador's job is to protect & defend the citizens & interests of the United States. @USAmbIsrael Mike Huckabee has failed to do so.

As violence consumes the West Bank & extremists call for a Greater Israel, he's become a mouthpiece for the Israeli govt.

He should resign.

[It's politics @uspolitics1111]

Here is "progressive" Neera tanden advocating to steal workers entitlements such as Medicare, Medicaid, Social Security.

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth

[Chris @cmaue]

@ericaofanderson Wonderful

[onion person @CantEverDie]

yeah ai political ads have to be banned immediately or we have to take away the right to vote for people over the age of 50. its one of the two

[doomer @uncledoomer]

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“Do you think you’re superior for not using AI in your work?” Thank you for that beautiful question. Yes, I do.

[nugget chef @jayhaykid]

Just a wonderfully incisive piece

[The Verge @verge]

Uber president says AI spending is getting ‘harder to justify’ https://t.co/cojKhKQIbm

[cam del rosario @camdelrosario]

“MANGA” tees are available to preorder for the first time in 2+ years. this time in mystic blue, khaki & classic white.

preorder window is open 5/14/26 - 5/28/26

shirts will ship in mid to late june

https://t.co/Uyxp1st7AD

[Chris @cmaue]

@lakeshoredr1ve I grew up near Cahokia and in the 90s they taught us about that in public school - had a lot of field trips to the museum and to see the mounds there.

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

The taxes are NOT high enough lmao I’m sorry

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

Premium Newsletter: The Hater's Guide To OpenAI, a 17k word guide to Sam Altman's long con built on lies about the capabilities and economics of AI, helped by the media, analysts and the magnificent 7.

OpenAI's IPO poses huge risks to retail investors.

https://t.co/GlogdU0vOn

[Chris @cmaue]

@BoneJail @sumiturkude007 Continuity issues, dialogue sync being way off, artifacts, robotic movement, and performance aside...the music choices are also bizarre and the tone of the whole thing is 'black mirror episode made by someone who thought the gardener deserved it.' The creator has no inner life.

[crisp mattman @cushbomb]

This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

[Chris @cmaue]

@mindyisser The older my cats get the more they sleep in the bed. The younger one still patrols and night and sleeps on the couch watching my bedroom door and me, the older one now sleeps on me exclusively.

[Chris @cmaue]

I forgot about twitter for a minute, but here’s: Nostalgia Poison 4