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[ἐκον βρω @EconBreau]

Socialism is the theory that if you abolish profit, bread will somehow bake itself out of moral superiority.

[Chaim @cmbar666]

@TorcedorDoBills Naaaaaaao…. Jogos dos Bills do horario do almoço dificilmente passam na tv aqui em Baltimore… apesar de q bengals por ser rival de divisão tem uma pequena chance de passar… depende se tiver jogo dos ravens…

[Chaim @cmbar666]

@TorcedorDoBills Ano mais facil de pegar primeiro e ter o bye… e estamos desperdiçando perdendo pro falcons patriots e pqp q jogo eh esse contra o dolphins….

[Save Standard Time @SaveStandard]

Permanent DST has been tried before, and its late sunrises endanger morning commuters and schoolchildren! Only permanent Standard Time is the healthiest way to end clock change.

[Marc Goldwein @MarcGoldwein]

Mike Pence’s speaking fee is like $100,000. He’s a former governor, congressman, and vice president of the United States.

But Gaetz thinks Pence is doing paid twitter posts for less than Gaetz spent on a weekend with an underage girl.

[MAZE @mazemoore]

When you see Democrats complaining that the healthcare system is collapsing, be sure to forward them this.

Thanks Obama.

[Chaim @cmbar666]

@TheBillsGuys They take away a home game for each team “hosting” an int game… those should be pre-season games…

[TYLENOL® @tylenol]

@Jen_in_TX We actually don't recommend using any of our products while pregnant. Thank you for taking the time to voice your concerns today.

[Eva Vlaardingerbroek @EvaVlaar]

Us white girls sit at train stations wondering if we're going to be pushed in front of a train or stabbed in the throat.

But yeah, poor you. https://t.co/4889p44W0E

[Chaim @cmbar666]

@TorcedorDoBills Eu tava no jogo da primeira lesão contra os Bengals… mas hj em dia ele fala abertamente como não se cuidou e bebia a noite inteira, ia sem dormir treinar etc… tinha tdo pra ser o melhor wr da liga…

[Ben Badejo @BenjaminBadejo]

Do you know why I'm allowed to make Palestinian jokes? Because they do dead baby parades and make emaciated Jews dig their own graves in underground tunnels. Their culture is evil, their "country" is fake, their practices are demonic, so we get to make fun of them.

And before you say, "not ALL Palestinians!," shut up. Do Palestinians self-police and punish the ones who do dead baby parades and kidnappings? No. They accept and encourage it. Therefore, because they do not reject this behavior, and because it is part of the culture of death that is core to their society, they deserve to be associated with it, and we get to make fun of them.

When they join civilization, they will be treated accordingly. Until then, stop pretending.

If I were "Palestinian," I would leave, and I would only ever call myself the nationality of the place I moved to, and, if asked my ethnicity, say "Arab" and perhaps reference any other place in the Arab world where I have ancestry. But I would not ever call myself "Palestinian," because I would be ashamed.

And they should be ashamed.

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

It's not that Hamas published a video of a skeletal hostage digging his own grave in a tunnel. It's that they know they can publish a video of a skeletal hostage digging his own grave in a tunnel and the idiots of the world will still think they're the good guys.

[Hen Mazzig @HenMazzig]

BREAKING: Hamas forced hostage Evyatar David to dig his own grave— for a propaganda video.

He is pale. Starving. Barely alive.

Let that sink in: a man reduced to skin and bones, made to bury himself, on camera, for the world to watch. And no one seems to care.

This isn’t just a war crime. It’s psychological torture. It’s pure evil.

If this doesn’t move you, what will?

What else do you need to see to understand what we’re dealing with?

[Buffalo Bills @BuffaloBills]

Don't call it a comeback. 😏

#GoBills | #BillsMafia

[Hillel Fuld @HilzFuld]

So get this…

A nice Jewish woman named Shana Shabat filled out the form on the Paradise Tours website.

She asked for more information about their tours.

They replied to her email with the subject “No thanks.” and the body of the email included two words, “Free Palestine.”

When they were contacted to inquire about their antisemitic response, a man named John from their team replied “Yes. Not interested to host so called israelis. Is there a problem with that?

How many of you are going to bother us? Just move on.”

So, no John, we won’t move on and how many of us are going to bother you? Many of us.

Want to know why? Because this isn’t Germany 1940 and we are no longer weak. We no longer have to take this antisemitic abuse, so you will be held accountable.

I hope the internet makes you pay for your disgusting words!

Their website is https://t.co/sIF1XTteB2 (I don’t see them on X.)

Cmon internet, do your thing.

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

It has been 27 hours. Not a single person who went completely apeshit condemning Israel when *Palestinian Islamic Jihad* bombed their own hospital said anything about Iran's deliberate bombing of an Israeli civilian hospital. Instead they shared a fake slop AI map made by Dall-e to justify it.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Whatever.

Keep the EV/solar incentive cuts in the bill, even though no oil & gas subsidies are touched (very unfair!!), but ditch the MOUNTAIN of DISGUSTING PORK in the bill.

In the entire history of civilization, there has never been legislation that both big and beautiful. Everyone knows this!

Either you get a big and ugly bill or a slim and beautiful bill.

Slim and beautiful is the way.

[Hamas Atrocities @HamasAtrocities]

I wonder why there's a bunch of kids right behind the mortar launcher?
Can anyone explain? 🤔
Is it because...?
Ohhh. I get it