Chris Branson

Lives in London, works in Publishing, tweets rubbish

[Chris Branson @cmbranson]

Up
The
Fucking
Villa

[Chris Branson @cmbranson]

Durán actualising the Barclaysman discourse, you have to salute it 🫡 #UTV

[Chris Branson @cmbranson]

Properly lost my head for a few mins after that goal. Great throwback to feeling feelings. Drop the Starmer NATO celebration clip @gov

[Chris Branson @cmbranson]

Call her YouGov the way she about my polling

[Chris Branson @cmbranson]

Paging @mcandidate

[Mr. Showbiz OBE @joe_bish]

cosmically, psychedelically boring

[Chris Branson @cmbranson]

Hold me closer tiny Danso

[Chris Branson @cmbranson]

This is what they took from you

[Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics]

The Bo' Selecta! Bedtime Bear launches the Nintendo DS at Virgin Megastore (2005)

[Chris Branson @cmbranson]

@wickedwkd Ha thanks. I think we’re fielding a very hungover team…

[Chris Branson @cmbranson]

You’ll never sing that!

[Aston Villa @AVFCOfficial]

V Sports S.C.S., a joint venture of Nassef Sawiris and Wesley Edens and the owner of Aston Villa FC and Aston Villa Women FC, announced today the completion of the previously announced agreement with Atairos under which Atairos will become a minority partner in V Sports.

[Chris Branson @cmbranson]

Caught the video for Tom Jones’ millennial meisterwerk ‘Sex Bomb’ over the weekend and can now only hear it continuously repeated in my head as ‘Sex rast, sex rast, you’re my sex rast…’ a la @estellecostanza

[Chris Branson @cmbranson]

@mcandidate Dunst’s Upper Street era. What a time.

[Chris Branson @cmbranson]

@mcandidate He’s coming to.. LONDON!?!

[Chris Branson @cmbranson]

@mcandidate When someone asks me what I’m doing my only response from now on, forever, will be ‘tossing the pill about with Chuggsy’

[Jan @janhopi]

yeah hi Sean, so it would be great if you could say a couple of words of solidarity. yeah that's right. just something normal. don't overthink it.

[Chris Branson @cmbranson]

When bae sets up a local entity in Ukraine to help ramp up its supply of weapons and equipment 🥰💖 https://t.co/gjYc1PkitS

[Chris Branson @cmbranson]

Annihilation (2018)

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Get the fuck out of my fucking way I have to fucking get home and relax

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Every band at Glastonbury: