Chris C.

My bio used to say “an all around nice person” but it’s no longer worth it to try to be nice to shitheads.

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@robertloerzel Yes. “Abomination”

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@JDVance1 Go play in traffic

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@mattlindner Ours was like that too. The faces of disgust were hilarious. She got over it in a few months tho, now eats purées faster than I can reload the spoon.

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@mattlindner I was wondering why his name was familiar. And then it dawned on me: he’s the guy that always cries when kids storm the court after big wins. From wet blanket to full on weirdo.

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@mattlindner The same twat who was just complaining about streets not being swept… not knowing the sweepers are on a schedule and this is too early in the year for them. Jfc.

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@mattlindner Not surprisingly (we have two weiner dogs ourselves) this showed up on my instagram feed yesterday. An order for a hat and a shirt quickly followed 😂

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@BronaghTumulty Yup. It sucks, there is no getting around it. What’s even more ridiculous is a certain group of people are so highly motivated to prevent Universal Healthcare from happening here.

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@dieworkwear A&F gets name dropped in one of the Bond novels (I think it was in Goldfinger, but maybe Casino Royale) and that was how I found out about their history.

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@mattynotmaddie Zetus Lapetus! This was a great read, and even though my experiences with DCOM tapered off well before HSM came out, I was all about those first 5 years.

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@Popcorn00Fresh @TheHinsdalean How about you go fuck yourself instead? K thx, bye.

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@mattlindner From one new dad to another - congratulations and welcome to the party, pal.

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@chicagobars ….When are you coming over to threads?

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@piersmorgan Because a minority of people in this country value an amendment over the opportunity to live.

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@Jim_Jordan Get fucked and go play in traffic

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@trussliz @tedcruz @heidiscruz Didn’t you lose a race against a head of lettuce? Makes sense that the Cruz’s would want to hang with another dumbfuck loser.

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@USMNT Oh no, are mommy and daddy gonna be upset again?!

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@Stonekettle Add Indiana to that list and the answer would be “yes” (which is your point, I get it)

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@MorningBrew I am sure the boomers will right this wrong right before they check out. Just you wait and see!

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@pattomasulo Not the only one. Woke up this morning truly excited at the prospect of them losing today. And they did, in the best way possible.

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@ChicagoBears Why? How does he still have a job?!