Christian Menniss

Eccentric billionaire

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

@Moz right fess up, how much did you pay @johnlewisretail ? #MozTheMonster 😉

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

@thetunnelbear will take care of all your VPN needs (gi'me 1GB of free data please Mr Bear)

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

Haha, this is one of the geekiest @StackOverflow threads I've seen: https://t.co/NotjhcfBo6

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

@MoonpigUK I used to bang out a personalised card in minutes. It's just taken me an hour! Your latest update is atrocious...sort it out pig

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

@RomeshRanga what? Hang on...you used to play footie on 'The Green' up Cissbury Hill too?

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

@FelixWetzel @garyr0binson one friend got 64% so yes it does seem fiendishly hard

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

@FelixWetzel @garyr0binson 28%...I've emailed it to some friends who really know their cars...i'll be interested to see what they get!

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

@garyr0binson @FelixWetzel phew, it's lucky you two don't work for a website in the automotive industry :-p

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

@brettflorio ok, thanks Brett :) Good luck guys

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

@foxycart thanks for the status updates, much appreciated. When do you think you'll have the reliable infrastructure up and running on AWS?

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

@foxycart any updates guys?

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

@vicky_taylor what an unexpected but pleasant surprise :)

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

@Zopim Ok, all back up, thanks.

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

@ZendeskOps Yes, Zopim is still unavailable here in the UK. The website and chat widget are all broken

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

@MrBravery cheers buddy! Have a good Christmas mate :)

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Is #TheApprentice winner doomed to fail? http://t.co/85YuzFnquV

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

Wow, so many sites including @Tesco Direct just crashing. You would have thought websites could handle spikes in traffic these days.

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

@garyr0binson yep its a load of kak n very pointless. It just got a lot of coverage on its release so surprised it was included on that list

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

@garyr0binson @appsumo How can Yo be a in list of tools you've never heard of?!

[Christian Menniss @cmen]

@optimizely hey guys...we recently paid for an annual plan. Do we get a refund since you've just made it free for everyone?