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lol $6 to buy ur girl a marg, $6 for ur own marg, $2 tax / fees, $3 tip... suddenly ur out $17 and stomach growling so loud she leaves you at the chili's anyways

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

lol it only costs $6 to buy ur girl a marg at Chili’s

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technically every barbie is nonverbal

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Barbie releases its first autistic doll.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Democrats need to fucking run straight to the end zone with that Epstein tweet

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Brandi Carlile/Elton John is the gay Lady Gaga/Tony Bennett

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i want a president who’s just like me (tweeting on her bathroom break)

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Donald Trump was fired by 81 million people.

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what was in the water ln

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GOD IS SO GOOD

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Red Wine Supernova girlfriend, Champagne Supernova boyfriend

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petco’s Call Me By Your Name collection goes hard 🔥🔥🔥

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this is what I look like bc i transitioned

[Sage Boggs @sageboggs]

jesus: what do people call the day i was crucified
me: good friday. we call it "good friday"
jesus: what the fuck

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hey sorry I need to bounce, just checked my house cam and saw that the dog's ear is inside out

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maybe I'm going to hell but I don't feel bad for speculating and having a little whimsy! would a joke now be inappropriate? probably. but three hours ago? delightful & I stand by it.

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just went to starbucks and they're calling a tall coffee a "little fag" ???

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no that’s her sister, boopy bett

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bob odenkirk 15 min from the end:
my little fantastic four!

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the only thing gay people would enjoy more than the Oscars, would be the Oscars getting interrupted by an ABC 20/20 breaking news documentary about the kate middleton photo

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calling Valentine's Day a Hallmark holiday is so tired.
why can't we enjoy it for what it is? a TJMaxx holiday.

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it's crazy that generations of people in hollywood have changed their names to anglicize them/alliterate/etc. but no one mentioned this possibility to Alan Cumming

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zillenial in the sense that I like to rot on tiktok, and I don't remember 9/11, but my default to-do list title is "all the things!"