Claudio

UH Alum🐾

[Claudio @cmexicano4]

"Dad look what I can do!"

[Claudio @cmexicano4]

If Thanksgiving was a sibling, it would be the middle child.

[Claudio @cmexicano4]

@fladamlz @JRiceFor3 @ninjakiet I second this. Toast is king of canes.

[Claudio @cmexicano4]

Idk how this is even a question

[jacob @JRiceFor3]

This is important

[Claudio @cmexicano4]

@JRiceFor3 @ninjakiet People go out of their way to get jack in the box curly fries… nobody ever goes out of their way to get cane’s crinkle cut fries…

[Claudio @cmexicano4]

@JRiceFor3 I’m in the majority of this poll… soooo…

[Claudio @cmexicano4]

10 years!? How old am I?? #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Claudio @cmexicano4]

Can you guys imagine if on iMessage they’d actually show what the person was typing instead of the 3 dots... I’d be in danger hahahahaha

[Claudio @cmexicano4]

29 Mountain Dew bottles @MountainDew

[Claudio @cmexicano4]

To the people who drive with their earphones in the car alone, why?

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*Being a lead trainer at gringos*

[𝓛𝓖 @ih8blackolives]

Update, this job fuckin sucks

[Claudio @cmexicano4]

So how exactly did they train a bird to deliver their letters? Like no way they just whispered something to them and they just got it right in their first try??

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Sleep masks don’t make sense to me...

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It’s not fair that I’ve become a victim of the coffee industry because I lack ~being a morning person~

[Claudio @cmexicano4]

The deeper I dive into criminal podcasts, shows and documentaries, the more skeptical I become with my surroundings. I could be toasting bread and in my head im like, “Be pretty crazy if somebody snuck in here and cover my face with a bleached wet rag and I pass out haha”

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This is what got me hyped btw

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I just got hyped for Christmas... This year I’m coming for that 1st Place Christmas Yard for my parent’s house... speaking it into existence😤

[Claudio @cmexicano4]

Saw this tweet about a microwave and it for real had me thinking when tf was the last time I pushed a 7 on it😂

[Claudio @cmexicano4]

Anybody else get phantom vibration syndrome but for your dog? Like you swear you hear them growl??

[Claudio @cmexicano4]

@jfonz22 @LanceZierlein LMAO bro I was gonna tweet you this😂😂😂