Mahatma Ganji

Entrepreneur
Business artist,

[Mahatma Ganji @CMGachanja]

Kenyan Football lovers. What if we create an EAST AFRICAN CHAMPIONS LEAGUE-style tournament:
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🤔 What if we created a "Champions League" for East African football? A proper East African Club Championship, featuring the best teams from across the EAC? #EACFootball

[TobyWrites @tobyasky]

What the actual fuck?

I didn’t see this in real time. Messi actually chipped that ball to beat Anderson.

Asin, he chipped it, wtf 😂😂😂

[şűɓăşĥ 👹🔱 @subash_45_]

How can a wrong foot cross be this beautiful 🫠🫠🫠
"Poetry in Motion" Magician Messi🤴🦁

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

Tulitumwa na Faith Gitau....hahaha goons wamemaliziwa hapa olkalao this is a very sensitive video wametolewa nguo

[Muriaso @muriaso]

Some cos aki.. this is a young adult patient with complaints of tonsilitis and swollen and painful lymph nodes but the wise Co chose to ignore the leukopenia even after ordering for the cbc and instead went to prescribe their favorite brands to treat the symptoms.
Please note the duplication of paracetamol meaning the patient takes 3650mg daily out of 4g recommended. The Montelukast prescribed here is for kids.. anyway, they said COs are better than MOs

[Mahatma Ganji @CMGachanja]

@muriaso This report is generated from Sanitas? @muriaso

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

"Wanatutia gas, wanatuitisha ID, phone number, na KSh 1,500, then wanatuambia wanatupea gas. Si hiyo ni wizi? Hiyo ni kupewa aje?"

Note he is wearing a UDA cap. He had just come from where they were distributing MTUNGI YA GAS. But after seeing how they were doing it, he decided to walk back home.

[JaHomaBay @HassanMcOjwang]

Something funny happened today in Ol Kalau, the government was at Gwa Kiongo Dam earlier today, donated 2 speadboats worth Ksh. 5M and fingerlings plus handouts running into millions of shillings. After they left, residents called the DCP candidate Sammy Kamau Ngotho, waited for him patiently and guess what? They handed him part of the handouts that the government gave them😳😳😳😳. They went greeting him with the money the government gave them. Urging him not to campaign in the area as all votes were his. The government is finding it soo hard in Mt Kenya

[Jitu @captain_jitu]

This is the same mungai eve that we knew, completely naked

[The Whisperer @joemiano30]

The Non chalant at work! What a joy to watch the talent!

[Mahatma Ganji @CMGachanja]

Goo bek to your country.

[Cyril Ramaphosa 🇿🇦 @CyrilRamaphosa]

Well done, @TeamCanada, on proceeding to the Round of 16 in the #FIFAWorldCup, with @BafanaBafana breathing down your necks.

We remain justifiably proud of Bafana Bafana’s historic advancement to the last 32 of the world’s best under the transformative leadership of coach Hugo Broos.

But, well done again, Canada, and we wish you well on the pitch and as co-hosts for the remainder of this thrilling competition.

[Eric @amerix]

I have some advice for young men newly employed,

When you get employed:

• Be grateful to God, your parents, your mentors and your boss for this opportunity

• Work hard

• Respect your employer

• Adhere to your employer's rules and protocols

• Embrace the mission and vision of the employer

However, if working for your employer becomes unbearable due to other reasons,

• Quit respectfully

• Follow the procedures of quitting as written in your contract or employment letter

• Return your employer's resources in your custody

• Handover politely and thank your employer for giving you an opportunity

• Leave with a clean conscience

Don't be chaotic, abusive and contemptuous on your way out.

Don't think you are smarter than your employer.

The employer you are disrespecting gave you a livelihood when you were seeking a footing and direction.

The employer may not have paid you to your satisfaction, but be polite.

Don't go bad mouthing your employer, speaking nastily, and broadcasting your foul mouth while disclosing what is considered private policies, programs, products or services of your former workplace.

Leave courteously.

This way, you open room for better opportunities, newer networks and better leverage.

Don't be a rude employee. Other employers will fear giving you opportunities in the future because they don't trust you.

Be courteous when you close the door behind you, the universe will be kind to you on your way out.

[Mahatma Ganji @CMGachanja]

@SirGlavan_ State propaganda

[Mahatma Ganji @CMGachanja]

Pale mjengo a lady colleague showed me a photo of a man with Dem Wa Facebook asking whether that's his man. The hell am I supposed to know man? Watu hudhani Kula mtu ako FB.

[Mahatma Ganji @CMGachanja]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary 7years on X.

[Chino @ChinoUTD]

🚨 Luis Enrique wowed on how Manchester United broke Arsenal's low block:

🗣️ Henry:
“You kept pressing and pressing. Did it ever feel like Arsenal weren't going to concede?”

🗣️ Luis Enrique:
“We know Arsenal are one of the most organized teams in Europe. When they decide to defend deep, it becomes very difficult to create chances. Before this match, we studied Manchester United's 3-2 win against Arsenal because we wanted to understand what problems they created.

What we saw was a team brave enough to attack the spaces available and players with the quality to punish mistakes. The goals from Dorgu and Cunha showed that one moment of quality can completely change a game. So when Arsenal scored first against us, we remained calm because we had already seen an example of a team recovering from that situation.

That is why I think Manchester United will be very dangerous next season. If you can find solutions against a team as organized as Arsenal, you can compete against anybody.”

[Mahatma Ganji @CMGachanja]

@Egozi_1908 @CMGachanja

[Mahatma Ganji @CMGachanja]

This is Gabriel Oguda ladies and gentlemen. For sure ,all arrows point to the stomach.

[Gabriel Oguda @gabrieloguda]

Mungu bariki wengine sasa.

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

nifunzeni kuprompt I swear sitawahi prompt over 100 😂😂

[Mahatma Ganji @CMGachanja]

@KeKirwa After Kipchumba Murkomen..

[Mahatma Ganji @CMGachanja]

@Ausbones Faecal -oral