Christian Holub

The rain made a door for me and I went through it. The stones made a throne for me and I sat upon it. Former Senior Writer @EW, now seeking new opportunities

[Christian Holub @cmholub]

Here's the @EW story I've been waiting 3 years to write: An in-depth look at 'Dune: Part Two' from Timothée Chalamet, Zendaya, Florence Pugh, Austin Butler, and Denis Villeneuve https://t.co/nogZPWZwr1

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

the knicks *still* have not lost since karl-anthony towns chatted up anne hathaway in ‘the devil wears prada 2’

[Daniel Galleghost 🎃👻 @BeanWalrus]

It's really funny that we're suddenly in the backwards future where, to promote your new He-Man movie, you have to go into the criterion closet and talk about Paolo Sorrentino films

[Christian Holub @cmholub]

Spurs deserved to lose for this gimmick, the courtside couple shouting obscenities at Brunson, and ofc the guy who stormed the court

[Art Vandelay☘️ @Fab0o0o]

Not tryna be that guy but this just felt pretty lame. Kind of cheapened a moment introducing the two best teams on the biggest stage while the whole country is watching & they tried to make it a joke

Didn’t take the Spurs for a gimmick organization

[Christian Holub @cmholub]

@jaycaspiankang The missed challenge especially (plus the technical on the usually ice cold Johnson for yelling about it) was just so egregious

[Christian Holub @cmholub]

If you elect a socialist mayor, your team will make the NBA Finals

[Ross Barkan @RossBarkan]

Zohran Mamdani approval rating might shoot to 95% if the Knicks win it all

[Christian Holub @cmholub]

@intellegint Looking like

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

the knicks have *still* not lost since karl-anthony towns chatted up anne hathaway in ‘the devil wears prada 2’

[LeCanard (Commissions open!) @iniemohk]

In the ruins of the former American Empire, while travelling on dark routes, you may find yourself in the presence of an entity known only as "The bunny of the swarming bugs" or more commonly, "The Wabbit." He is said to be a long forgotten trickster god. Never quarrel with Him.

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

the knicks have still not lost since karl-anthony towns chatted up anne hathaway in 'the devil wears prada 2'

[Antonio Reynoso @BKBPReynoso]

If you're filing noise complaints against Brooklyn's oldest lesbian bar during Pride, you might be in the wrong neighborhood.

This has been a home for queer Brooklynites for 26 years. Ginger's deserves better.

[Christian Holub @cmholub]

The Boys has come to an end. For @TVGuide I argue that the show was better before it became explicitly about Donald Trump and ripped-from-the-headlines stories https://t.co/qw3eVcHD6f

[Christian Holub @cmholub]

Yesss a whole reported piece about Wemby's training at the airbending temple, thank you @ramonashelburne !! https://t.co/GIwPiNYMQu

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Victor Wembanyama dribbled a basketball up a dangerous mountain route in 4.5 hours (takes a normal person 7-8 hours to walk up it) while training with the monks, per @ramonashelburne

“One day he told Wembanyama to dribble a basketball up another dangerous mountain route to Sanhuangzhai, a monastery deep in the Song Mountains. The hike traversed cliffside plank paths, suspension bridges and ancient forests, and was five times as long as the one to Bodhidharma Cave. The trail forces you to climb roughly 2,500 feet in elevation across uneven ridges and stone.”

(https://t.co/oKV7aFsqup)

[Jared Schwartz @jschwartz115]

The Landry Shamet 3-pointer from MSG

[Christian Holub @cmholub]

That was the Knicks’ redemption for losing game 1 of last year’s Eastern Conference Finals to an overtime comeback win by the Pacers! Hell yeah

[Jacobin @jacobin]

Mayor Zohran Mamdani mocks Ronald Reagan’s infamous quote.

“I can think of nine words more terrifying than ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help…’”

“I worked all day and can’t feed my family.”

[Christian Holub @cmholub]

@BigMeanInternet Glad to see they especially love the second one! My personal favorite

[Malcolm Harris @BigMeanInternet]

They should formally decriminalize having a beer in the park. On a nice evening half the adults have a drink with them, plenty of them parents, everyone's fine. Stupid puritan rule in the first place.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

me watching Games 4 and 5 and hopefully Games 6 and 7 of Cavs-Pistons

[Benjy Sarlin @BenjySarlin]

Happy Mother’s Day to the Knicks