Carson Mike

used to hate ketchup now I’m playin catch up

[Carson Mike @cmikepdx]

@upstatehobbyfam @SteveKBark Is it possible to pull a gold shield from a blaster

[Carson Mike @cmikepdx]

@DanGambleAI 136

[Carson Mike @cmikepdx]

Politics got 3 branches, Bron got 4 rings

[Carson Mike @cmikepdx]

Praying on a nickel will never make it a dime

[Carson Mike @cmikepdx]

@KDTrey5 please come to the blazers, we need you

[Carson Mike @cmikepdx]

Come to think of it, all those fire drills we did in high school were just.... pointless 😕

[Carson Mike @cmikepdx]

Fishing is giving a fish the the death penalty for attempted murder. Happy Monday

[Carson Mike @cmikepdx]

If the Steelers loose tonight I’m gonna break my tv. I’m not joking in anyway whatsoever

[Carson Mike @cmikepdx]

@Timsanity_1 Wish I remembered tweeting this one

[Carson Mike @cmikepdx]

Sometimes u gotta be the dog to catch the hound

[Carson Mike @cmikepdx]

@tdawgweir_ Ur right. It’s gone

[Mitch Rose @mitch_rose11]

Have you ever cried on a Wednesday night? I am right now

[Carson Mike @cmikepdx]

I swear my dreams have been having a reoccurring storyline i just forget what happens right as I wake up

[Carson Mike @cmikepdx]

Mannnn some days I just wake up feelin hungry

[Carson Mike @cmikepdx]

Pg don’t wanna see me Bald

[Carson Mike @cmikepdx]

If the suns win the nba championship I will shave my head bald

[Carson Mike @cmikepdx]

John Collins winning most improved player next year. Dude got wayyyyyy too much drip to be playin ass

[Carson Mike @cmikepdx]

With the blazers out, bucks are winning it