chris minotti

I'm not a pessimist, I'm an optometrist

[chris minotti @cminotts]

Threads: @cminotts
Bluesky: https://t.co/zLTbx6nuve

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[chris minotti @cminotts]

@elle_kaye11 @ettingermentum Shut up bitch

[chris minotti @cminotts]

@WILLIESUEDE

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

billionaire tech bros dont seem to understand people just want to read some anonymous outback line cook posting shit like “she grunk on my grink” interspersed with breaking news

[chris minotti @cminotts]

Volk is an absolute fucking animal. Just move to 155 permanently. So many good fights there even if it’s not Islam again

[chris minotti @cminotts]

Typical intelligence level from a blue check haver

[Tom Brew @tombrewsports]

@BarryOnHere You are such an outrageous fool. Attempted murder? That’s such a joke.

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

the rate limit was defeated by a programmer with an anime profile picture

[chris minotti @cminotts]

@skylar__spence Congrats man!

[wint @dril]

Seeing this shit made me so angry i kicked the space under my computer desk hard enough to make my penis flop out of my shorts . https://t.co/5kRqUpsAdZ

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

A two-tiered system of justice, you say? We agree!

[Matt Binder @MattBinder]

this post isn't even calling out anyone specific yet the paid blue checks are losing their minds in the replies https://t.co/hEQyKftQGp

[chris minotti @cminotts]

It’s that time of year where I unfollow all Mets accounts and don’t think about them for 6 months. Came sooner than I thought this year

[Anthony DiComo @AnthonyDiComo]

The Mets could be without their most prolific hitter for a month:

https://t.co/QR1OsWD4RA

[chris minotti @cminotts]

Dana White is genuinely one of the biggest scumbags on earth. People have been clamoring for fair fighter pay for years and all he’s done has been find more ways to fuck them over

[chris minotti @cminotts]

Succession ending was… ok. Feel like we could’ve gotten another season out of this show without it overstaying its welcome so I’m sad it’s already over

[chris minotti @cminotts]

Lmfao

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Twitter repeatedly crashed as Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) was set to make his presidential announcement over Twitter Spaces with the site’s new owner Elon Musk. Over 300,000 people tuned in, but the app was struggling to load or crashing for others. https://t.co/zMlfeJvByL

[chris minotti @cminotts]

Twitter is a fucking cesspool where I spend 10% of my time reading tweets from people I follow and 90% scrolling past ads and “discover” shit that is unavoidable now. Someone pls make a better alternative to this app. I will pay $8 as long as it goes to anyone other than Elon

[chris minotti @cminotts]

@WILLIESUEDE So dam true.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Learning about astrology to more effectively gaslight my wife

[chris minotti @cminotts]

I bet this girl can’t even ledge trap in Smash. Probably let’s her opponent back on the map for free every time. 0 stage control