Mr. Mayor

Family man and career Wash. DC civil servant. Devout NY Yankees and Montreal Canadiens fan. Commonsense conservative. Akwesasne Mohawk/Irish.

[Mr. Mayor @cmj22315]

@CruisinSoozan @CruisinSoozan are you watching tonight? Go Habs Go! 🇨🇦

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@IndiaTales7 @grok what happened here and why?

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@shagbark_hick Have we met? If not, I’d love to hear your story of how you got to the Fort.

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@AmericanAir where are your passengers’ bags? The canceled flight from DCA to SYR?! We’ve been waiting for hours — your service sucks tonight. A total failure. No explanations. No communication from any staff on site at DCA.

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@AmericanAir @AmericanAir your customer service at DCA is trash today. I have no idea how you could make up for the unfolding of today’s events — I’m doubtful you’d even care to suggest some sort of compensation for the inconveniences of these delays and cancellations on my wallet.

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@AmericanAir was booked first class on 2594 DCA to SYR at 3:50 this afternoon. Without rhyme or reason, flight was delayed several times and then canceled. You rebooked me on another flight for TUESDAY without cause or reason to explain. No accommodation. Longer wait for bag.

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@AmericanAir now, I have to rent a car to travel to SYR first thing in the morning on my dime and without any offer of apology or goodwill. The initial delay was due to a “missing flight attendant,” the next was due to “weather,” another was due to a “mechanical issue.”

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@sexysportslover Let’s go Nats!

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@aaronjock -- I was there!

[Jus⛏in🩸 @Justin_SofOK]

Hulk Hogan getting 4 straight minutes of cheers/chants from Montreal *after* his entrance and before even saying anything was an event. #wwe02

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@Samantha_SN1

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@avbebop Marrying material!

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@DecodingFoxNews @oneunderscore__ The Onion is back in print?! I used to pick it up on the sidewalk outside of my office in DC -- then they stopped the print edition in their sidewalk news racks.
One of the funniest I recall --

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@ALadyNamedKatie I’m 54 days cold turkey! No urge. No cravings. Just feeling better.

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@juicyxj 😬😬😬

[Wrestle Ops @WrestleOps]

Netflix announces a documentary series chronicling the rise and fall of Vince McMahon.

Premieres September 25.

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@censuschic

[Hannah Flom @hannah_flom]

Couldn't be more of a stark contrast

[World Lacrosse @WorldLacrosse]

Behind the scenes at Haudenosaunee practice in Hong Kong 🔊🎙️

#WLWU20C | #HongKong2024

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@RonFilipkowski At least IQ-45 is spelling the future President's name correctly today.

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@CruisinSoozan A birthday surprise! Happy birthday to you!