Christine Johnston

fifth grade scrabble champion

[Michelle MiJung Kim (she/her) @mjmichellekim]

SIGN THIS PETITION

https://t.co/N0VvLPADLs

[Lauren Pokedoff @LaurenPokedoff]

Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can invite three men who you believe might be your father to your destination wedding in Greece without telling anyone.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

Look, I'm flexible, either we get rid of guns or we get rid of men but it's pretty obvious that we can't have both.

[emma lord @dilemmalord]

physically i am in a pandemic but emotionally i’m in a storm in my best dress, fearless

[Emily Favreau @emilyfavreau]

Going from 15 Jon Osoff emails a day to 0 is going to feel like getting ghosted.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

@jonfavs Being the smartest Trump child is not the same as being smart

[Rebecca Nagle @rebeccanagle]

There is still work to do. There will always be more work to do. But one way you make that long-haul sustainable is by celebrating the wins when they come.

We did it. We won.

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

i truly wish nothing but the worst for him in his final years on this earth

[Emily Favreau @emilyfavreau]

My fan fiction is Ivanka texting Karlie Kloss like “girl can we get DRINKS? so glad this is over!” and Karlie not responding.

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

Mark "re-elected" on the long list of things that Barack Obama accomplished that Donald Trump won't.

[Mari Copeny @LittleMissFlint]

Some of ya'll all lives folks seem pretty upset that all votes matter.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

If he wins Michigan and Wisconsin I will eat dairy again.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The human body was not made to expend this much energy thinking about Pennsylvania.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

If only there were a metaphor or symbol or sign from above to indicate someone is full of shit and literally rotting garbage.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

Donald Trump was a failed president long before his botched handling of coronavirus and this economic recession. He's spread misinformation, stoked the flames of hate, and let corruption run rampant since day one. For the sake of our democracy, we have to vote him out.

[Room Rater @ratemyskyperoom]

Floor to ceiling windows, plant, swing, chair, ✅. Beautiful room. 9/10 + Bailey. 10/10 @ewarren

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.