Chris Jackson

Software engineer. Data mechanic. Community advocate. Speaker mentor.
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Makes up for not having children by doubling down on dad jokes.

[Chris Jackson @cmjdiff]

@davidgerard I love when he introduces himself as "Runner, Blade Runner".

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@russophileLs What's that country on the bottom right? They seem to have all the best people and the best ideas.

[Stain Edwards 🇵🇸 the forever boy @MisterWoodles]

@dgbottom @davidgerard @GailSimone Hello. My name is Bladerunner. You smashed my cybertruck. Prepare to die.

[Chris Jackson @cmjdiff]

@JCBelfast @paul_winginit Mostly people who don't know it's Brighton.

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@Akpoguma0 @RasJohnNjui @spectatorindex So you're saying that it would be fine for me to come to your home and murder your baby because I wouldn't be the first person to murder a baby?

That's a weird take, but okay.

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@oli_stop_it @Yona832 @AyoCaesar So for what grave crime exactly are the innocent civilians of Gaza being killed for, Oli?

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@JCBelfast @paul_winginit I'm not sure it matters if the place you're in gets changed, because most travellers are concerned with where they're going.

I'm also not sure why you're finding it so hard to understand that unfamiliar travellers are liable to get confused.

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@artstop @keepingthestoke @JGMT786 @GiogioV1nco @jamiesusskind @russell_collins Does it matter? Are certain types of terrorism okay?

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@PaulMBigland @damokinsella82 @NQRW The image specifically calls out that you may be fined. You may be fined because it is an offence to travel on the railway without having paid your fare. It is, however, a complete defence to such a charge to show that you did, in fact, pay your fare.

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@Akpoguma0 @RasJohnNjui @spectatorindex You haven't answered the question. Is murdering babies okay if sometime else started the murdering is babies? Yes or no will do.

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@JCBelfast @paul_winginit Well, there's an international airport on the line that sees around 30-40 million passengers a year, most of whom probably aren't intimately familiar with the geography of the railway network.

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@PaulMBigland @NQRW That sentence doesn't even make sense, Paul.

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@PaulMBigland @NQRW I certainly haven't flown with a certain budget airline that insists on taking their own responsibilities and forcing them into passengers, no.

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@Melfynjones1 @jjjj86 Don't be silly. You don't think.

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@simonspear @AyoCaesar This is like saying "it's fine, the bank warned you it was going to steal all the money in your account before it actually did it".

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@WritersFreeto @AyoCaesar If they were as well armed and required as us, they probably would and set about finding a way to get to him without killing a shitload of civilians.

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@NormalTater @AyoCaesar If the question is "world you bomb the shopping centre if Blair were inside?" then the answer is still "No, what the fuck is wrong with you?"