Christine Myers

She/Her
Rocking that midlife junkie/Wordsmith/MILF. Board member at UR Here Theater Company. 49ERS Faithful & COYS!

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

Hmm? What? You don’t have a signed @frankgore jersey like me? Bummer. #49ers #HallOfFame #faithful

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

@havi I wish I could get on the floor right now but I'm at Starbucks 😩

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

Deep gratitude to @havi for teaching me that "not everything requires a response." My philosophy as I communicate with my (gaslighting, narcissistic) coparent.

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

We are called to rest not just for our own wellbeing, but as a resistance to the patriarchal values of power and struggle as a path to self-worth.

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

@tunaofthesky Thank you! I LOVE sea otters but my spirit animal is a sloth.

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

@havi She is a godexx.

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

A bee landed on the picnic table across from me. My order of reactions: Predator! Actually, savior; bees keep us all alive; it’s a Sign; if it looks at me funny I’m running.

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

Took kids to a trampoline park. Cashier tried to upsell me on an unlimited pass. Hahahaha. Sir, you couldn't pay ME enough money to do this more than once a year. Do you know how many float tank sessions I'm going to have to book to recover from this? #MILFlife #WhatHellLooksLike

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

@damen_talks Truth! I always thought something was just wrong with my biochemistry or some shit.

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

@damen_talks I Stan for anything she does.

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

@NotdylanDimino I will!

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

What’s good Niner Empire? #ninersfaithful #Playoffs #OwnIt

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

I feel like I channeled @havi today. I live with my dying grandmother and family came to visit (as is right but often now). I needed to hide in my room so I did. Also I'm going through a difficut (understatement) divorce involving kids. #boundaries #SelfCare #ScrewExpectations

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

OMG. I almost feel bad for Tom Brady. Nope. Can’t say that with a straight face. LMFAO

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

Grandpa Brady remembered how to play football. That’s nice.

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

Four missed PATs?! Hahahahahaha #DallasCowboys #NFLPlayoffs #ICantEven

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

Somebody tell me when Tom Brady is off the screen.

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

Just saw a granny with a walker take a hit off her vape before coming in to the pub. #oldladygoals #GameDay #PuffPUffPass

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

@49ersBBQsnob 82%! I’m OCD about charging.

[Christine Myers @cmlb783]

@tunaofthesky I’m #sorrynotsorry but #teamotter always