sometimes after a long day of hanging out with my friends we go home and take turns acting out scenes of the Hunger Games without dialog and make those not in the scene guess which one it is (this is done completely sober)
i love being a woman until i find out i have a stalker at the gym, bleed through my favorite pair of underwear, and get sexually harassed all within 24 hours.
Dawg my girlfriend offered to cut my hair and I said yes, little did I know she just wanted to make me look like @Harry_Styles ... I give up bro you win