Chris Montague

sporty lover, people watcher, fine financier, axe god, pistachio of some note, golf desperado, Crossfitter I hope. 15 minutes late.

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

Word.

[Johnny Banker @BankJohnny]

@ESPNNBA Mike Breen, the word is resilience. There is no such word as resiliency. No need to make up words, there are sufficient to get by.

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

What a seriously pissweak effort from @NZcricket1 @NZCrickettv, whomever, to send in a night-watchman when the first wicket fell at 323. #Nzv

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

Wow, Captain Sook @benstokes38 is disappointed one of his batsman was given out.
#stopthepress

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

Can we have the non-barracking Isha Gua back, please @FoxCricket ?

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

Captain Itsthepitch @benstokes38 has found something in the pitch which he doesn't like already. Good job.

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

@FoxCricket 's playbook should be to show the playbook less frequently and ask Mark Howard to calm down.

[Johnny Banker @BankJohnny]

You can take off your lanyard now.

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

Captain Itsthepitch @benstokes38 sooks at the pitch again. It's always someone else's fault.
You played a false shot!
#stoopidpitch
#AUSvENG

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

Fact

[Johnny Banker @BankJohnny]

All Braydens have red hair.

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

Love a toupee find.

[Johnny Banker @BankJohnny]

You can hardly see the join. Or the label.

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

@meljones_33
*agreement
No need to invent words.
#Engv

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

Thanks for Dwaynesplaining the 8 point game @_DwayneRussell #huh
#aflgi

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

@rtralphy That's some crazy, out-there thinking Ralphy.
#illhavewhatheshaving

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

@realStanVG
*aggression
No new words please.

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

That damn pitch has once again singled out @benstokes38 , preventing him from padding his stats in the #ENGvsZIM list A game.

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

@AFL @westernbulldogs Looking forward to Sebastian reference.
#underthesea

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

Maybe open the other eye @dwayneru

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

Spot on @bank

[Johnny Banker @BankJohnny]

It's time for @Channel9 @Ninecomau Cricket director to explain their fascination with Tiprat Kohli. Are you in a relationship, or trying to capture him picking and eating a booger?
#wewantanswers
#Aus

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

If you're trying to look cool engaging with the young Goth from the office, maybe don't tuck your shirt into your undies.

[Chris Montague @cmnotkn]

@elonmusk All good; Earth could do with an eradication.