WEEDHEAD TRAMP 🍃👅

Dear Diary✨🖤 I am a bitch, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!🥥🌴 🇵🇸🇨🇩 -twote from my iPad

[alli ꕤ*.ﾟ @okaybamb]

switching between tiktok, instagram, and twitter every 5 minutes

[Mo Khan @mokhanhim]

Why is no one talking about how the IDF and the US military are going to merge in 5 months?

[Hollywood Deals @LocalDingus]

my uncle was forced to twerk at gunpoint in Roku City

[WEEDHEAD TRAMP 🍃👅 @cmonayleen]

Was so busy at work, I didn’t get to use my phone all day!

[Freddie🧍🏽‍♀️. @swagglenoodles]

You’ll be having the worst day ever and a random man will be sending you “??” for not replying his stupid message.

[sookie @malfoufmommy]

applying to jobs…once again…

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I fucking hate annual corporate self-reviews and goal-setting. No, I don’t want to identify growth opportunities or outline my five-year career plan. My goal is to get paid every two weeks.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

Why tf do I keep convincing myself I can get ready in 15 minutes when I’ve repeatedly proven that I can’t

[‏ٰ @memesbyfavour]

don’t even need to blindfold her in bed. just took off her glasses

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

Andrew "Bottom G" Tate displays very BETA body langauge compared to the ALPHA prison transport van

[WEEDHEAD TRAMP 🍃👅 @cmonayleen]

Don’t do that 🤨

[WEEDHEAD TRAMP 🍃👅 @cmonayleen]

If we don’t have a scheduled call, why are you calling me unprompted?

[WEEDHEAD TRAMP 🍃👅 @cmonayleen]

You were a child that was left behind

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Craving a steak salad so badly…but the lettuce parasite….

[📟 @neofl0wer]

Hold on bae I’m tryna spell the odeci

[WEEDHEAD TRAMP 🍃👅 @cmonayleen]

Why did Miguel do that to that lady?