Chris Monnot

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.

The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.

Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.

If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.

[James Li @5149jamesli]

Thomas Massie: "I vote with Republicans 91% of the time. And the 9% I don't, they're taking up for pedophiles, starting another war, or bankrupting our country."

An absolute mic drop. 🎤⬇️

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

In an ideal world the President of the United States and the worst person in the world would be two different people.

[Matthew Herper @matthewherper]

Makary, who resigned under pressure from the Food and Drug Administration on Tuesday, brought to the job a fundamental lack of understanding of the nature of the role, of the functions of his agency, and of the needs of the employees who worked for him.

He allowed too much of the senior leadership of the agency to leave or be removed, weakened its standards, and ignored staffers who understood both the science and the political art of regulation. Toward the end of his tenure, he seemed isolated and obsessed with notching “wins” that often amounted to very little.

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[Chris Monnot @cmonnot1]

@SenWarren @JetBlue @SpiritAirlines @JusticeATR @USDOT 🤡

[Mia @MiaForTrump]

Trump wants Jimmy Kimmel fired for a joke.

I want Trump fired for rape, abuse, fraud, theft, corruption, and a derelict of duty.

Thumbs up 👍🏻 if you agree.

[Rep. Jake Auchincloss 🟧 @RepAuchincloss]

🧵Earlier this week, I questioned RFK Jr. on Marty Makary’s incompetent leadership of the FDA. RFK Jr. could not defend Marty Makary. The commissioner needs to be fired. Here’s why:

[Jared Ryan Sears @JaredRyanSears]

Trump starts a redistricting battle, thinking Democrats won't retaliate, but they do, and gain more seats. Now Republicans cry foul at their self-imposed problem.

Trump starts a trade war, expecting the world will take it. Instead, the US loses jobs, farms go bankrupt, manufacturing declines, and our trading partners make deals with China rather than with the US. Worst of all, Trump's tariffs are illegal, so the government ends up with nothing for all the trouble.

Trump berates NATO and threatens to invade a NATO nation. Then, when Trump starts a war in Iran without talking to our allies first, he's shocked when they don't show up to help.

Trump bombs Iran, expecting them to cave to his demands a few days later. Instead, Iran attacks US military bases and damages other nations' energy production. It closes the Strait of Hormuz, disrupting global energy markets, sending gas prices over $4 a gallon, and spiking US inflation to the highest in years. The war is in its eighth week.

Trump is outmatched and continues to fail. His first term was a shock to America and the world, but this time, everyone was ready for him.

Trump's bullying no longer works, and that's all he knows.

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Seth Meyers reminds us how batshit crazy the last 3 weeks have been: Trump fired AG Pam Bondi. He posted a meme of himself as Jesus then said he thought it was a meme of himself as a doctor. He said the Pope is weak on crime. A MAGA podcaster said Trump is under demonic influence. Pete Hegseth read a fake bible verse from Pulp Fiction. Kash Patel thought he was fired because he got locked out of his computer. A FEMA official claims he once teleported to a Waffle House. Lindsey Graham was seen at Disney World by himself. RFK Jr. cut off a dead raccoon’s penis on the side of the road. Kristi Noem’s husband has giant fake balloon boobs.

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

God, what a dumbass.

[Turnbull @cturnbull1968]

I will never understand how 77 million, of our fellow Americans, looked at this imbecile and decided he was qualified to lead our country.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Eric Swalwell is an alleged rapist and should not be in government.

Donald Trump is an alleged rapist and should not be in government.

If you agree with one and not the other then you are a hypocrite.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Trump fucked up his war so bad he’s trying to change the subject back to Epstein.

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

@PressSec We are worse off by every objective metric and Iran is better off as a result of your administration’s actions. This is one of the most humiliating moments in American history. The Strait was never an issue prior to the war. Now Iran is making $2M per ship. What a disaster.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

25TH AMENDMENT!!!
Not a single bomb has dropped on America. We cannot kill an entire civilization.
This is evil and madness.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Impeach Trump.

[Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene🇺🇸 @FmrRepMTG]

On Easter morning, this is what President Trump posted.
Everyone in his administration that claims to be a Christian needs to fall on their knees and beg forgiveness from God and stop worshipping the President and intervene in Trump’s madness.
I know all of you and him and he has gone insane, and all of you are complicit.
I’m not defending Iran but let’s be honest about all of this.
The Strait is closed because the US and Israel started the unprovoked war against Iran based on the same nuclear lies they’ve been telling for decades, that any moment Iran would develop a nuclear weapon.
You know who has nuclear weapons?
Israel.
They are more than capable of defending themselves without the US having to fight their wars, kill innocent people and children, and pay for it.
Trump threatening to bomb power plants and bridges hurts the Iranian people, the very people Trump claimed he was freeing.
On Easter, of all days, we as Christians should be reminded that the son of God died and rose from the grave so that we can be forgiven once and for all of our sins. Jesus commanded us to love one another and forgive one another. Even our enemies.
Our President is not a Christian and his words and actions should not be supported by Christians.
Christians in the administration should be pursuing peace. Urging the President to make peace.
Not escalating war that is hurting people.
This NOT what we promised the American people when they overwhelmingly voted in 2024, I know, I was there more than most.
This is not making America great again, this is evil.

[Covie @covie_93]

The fuckin' strait was fuckin' open before he fuckin' started to bomb Iran.

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

Happy Easter….

Here is the unhinged President who claims Iran wants a deal, telling them to “open up the fucking Strait” or it’ll be a living hell.

And signs off “Praise be to Allah”

I thought it was fake at first…. It’s not.

The cabinet is committing treason by not invoking the 25th amendment.