Megan THEE donkey

perpetual dafty and disco winch extraordinaire. glesga gal kickin aboot NZ furra laugh.

[Megan THEE donkey @cmontaefuck]

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[Megan THEE donkey @cmontaefuck]

Just wondering if any single gals are in Germany for my brother he’s travelled all the way from Australia for the euros and I would love him to find someone nice and Scottish so he moves home and keeps my mum company so I don’t feel guilt for living in New Zealand cheers

[Megan THEE donkey @cmontaefuck]

Unbelievable first half

[Liam @ltreidy67]

Kenny Miller is extremely close to calling Willie Collum a fenian bastard live on air.

[Megan THEE donkey @cmontaefuck]

moved away from home 6 years ago to ‘travel the world’ and I’ve just stayed in the same place I first arrived in and left the country a grand total of twice ☺️

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

the POWER that this scene has
https://t.co/Rns7l8qoo0

[Megan THEE donkey @cmontaefuck]

Noah Kahan’s Stick Season is the saddest song ever written why can’t I listen to it without crying??

[Megan THEE donkey @cmontaefuck]

@humphriezz Thank you so much ❤️best move I’ve ever made

[Megan THEE donkey @cmontaefuck]

sooooo mad thinking of my headspace and personality 6 years ago compared to now. Absolute rock bottom to getting residency in NZ, a career and planning my bloody wedding to the loml. love growth love life love me ❤️

[ceern @NotoriousBAG_]

Good evening, happy Friday.

[Dok @Dok845]

The thing that makes this so great is that it isn't that they didn't put in any effort, but that they put in the exact funniest amount of effort possible.

[Megan THEE donkey @cmontaefuck]

So many things hit differently as an adult but the star of the show for me is Bombay mix. The way I froth for Bombay mix. I’d go as far as to say I’m a Bombay Stan?

[Megan THEE donkey @cmontaefuck]

Not to sell myself short but I absolutely could not be single again in this day and age. I am quite self confident but I don’t fully believe anyone could love someone with my size feet that cries every time they hear Highland Cathedral

[Megan THEE donkey @cmontaefuck]

Muff bought a basketball jersey online cos it was $30 and we’ve just found out it’s cos the player was a paedo after he’s been wearing it for 3 months. Comedy gold absolutely love getting a good reason to slag the man I love

[Cami @CamiCampbell85]

My heart is pumping for love, pumping for love

[Megan THEE donkey @cmontaefuck]

Just done what I thought was arguably my strongest karaoke performance of my life and my partner said it was cringey. I have already emptied the shared investment account but should I also dump him or can it be worked out? AITA