Chris Rhodes

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

Morning @KLM while I appreciate missing my morning beauty sleep due to the endless emails and phone notifications telling me I must get the the airport 3 hours before flying, what’s less cool is when we now have two hours to fly time your entire check in system still has no staff

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

Morning @ARB4x4 - has your Kenyan operation gone bust?

If so can you let me know where i can buy your kit please…

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

@Pesapal not only have you cancelled this as a support channel without me paying a subscription to contact you, but you have now taken five thousand off me for nothing…

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

@pesapalcare you have now taken several thousand from us and not bothered to pass that onto the operator…. Not a great day…

I’m out of pocket. They’re out of pocket. Feels like a little stolen to be honest…

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

Dear @evernote - as there is literally no way of communicating with a human on your account I have to publically be grumpy on X..... surely a human communicating with your customers is better than having grumpy people on social media??

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

@AmazonHelp finally to a human - thanks!

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

Dear @AmazonUK as you kindly delivered a package smashed with leaking stuff all over, can you explain why eleven of my items are NOT eligible for return??

Oh, and there is zero way to interact with you as a customer!

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

@MarksElectrical seems you allow your guy to come into my home and switch off the gas, then leave, so I have to pay someone to come fix your work, and then you promise to refund me - ah but you don't...

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

First time trying @MarksElectrical , let's just say a "less than perfect" experience. From the cr*ppy website taking over 4 hours to place the order, lost delivery guys that just abandon kit and left (it was tea time), a nightmare end to end. Best find a REAL supplier me thinks.

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

@MarksElectrical Would like be to see Tokeer’s training and gas certification because the way he worked at our house I think he may be the driver….

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

@MarksElectrical Tokeer your installer now confirmed he forgot to switch the gas back on before swearing and insulting our agent and handing up on our tenant. Wow. Is this really how you treat your customers??

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

@MarksElectrical Why when the only thing your engineee did was disconnect my gas supply from my house!!! This is insane.

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

@AmexUK your entire marketing is for the aspirational global traveler yet now it's only for the annual package holiday to Spain??

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

Dear @AmexUK I wonder how many of your hundreds of thousands of UK customers know that from October not one flight, one hotel, or one business meal can be put on their card. You really think they're all just paying for (non business) fuel in their cars and the supermarket run?

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

@VirginMoney now over four hours of automated customer service where I start “above 60” in the queue and each time we get to single digits you disconnect me….

Been trying this scam for the last few hours and still can’t get to you…

You’re always quicker charging interest!

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

@poa_internet progress - great work from the team #mulikamwizi

[poa! internet @poa_internet]

We're over the moon to announce that poa! home is now only 3500 BOB install, and then an affordable 1500 BOB p/m for UNLIMITED internet access. Stream all day with NO usage caps!

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[poa! internet @poa_internet]

Please see update from our Customer Director Lilian Maingi-KYALO https://t.co/PS4yqEFBOk

[poa! internet @poa_internet]

https://t.co/8Y79gtLlpN
If you have any further information on this theft or any others across our network then please immediately WhatsApp our CS team on 0730762762 and be eligible for a reward should your information lead to any successful apprehension. #mulikamwizi

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

and please @BarclaysUKHelp do not contact me online to tell me how sorry you are as there is no way in 12 months for you to help me.

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

@BarclaysUK after a year trying to close my account while charging me £8 a month and you telling me you're closing my account due to lack of KYC) two things have happened...
1. you haven't closed my account due to KYC (I wish you would)
2. You continue to charge me £8 a month

[Chris Rhodes @cmr600]

oh - and your CS number on your letter here isn't open even though it says it is...