Colette Connors

[Colette Connors @cmtc1]

Help!!
I can't get hold of Halfords customerservice after 1 hr and 3 attempts!
Last week the tyre technician delivered the wrong tyre but he couldn't fit it.
they try / failed to contact me and I can't get a appointment via phone to rebook.
I have paid
#halfords# #useless

[Colette Connors @cmtc1]

@Rick_Stein

Fab quick lunch on own at Barnes.
Great service from Hannah and Michael and Gennaro
Booked meal with hubby tomorrow

[Colette Connors @cmtc1]

Help #halfords

Lovely Hamit brought a bmw tyre for my Mercedes and have spent an hour trying to get it rescheduled for Monday through your useless customer service who cut me off and are rude

Help!!!!

[Colette Connors @cmtc1]

Josephine Good you have left your cards in la cascade cafe - we will hand them on to la caisson

[Colette Connors @cmtc1]

@Ocado That is not helpful

[Colette Connors @cmtc1]

Every desert on the meal deal at Marks ordered via @Ocado is out of stock- how pointless is that!!!

[Colette Connors @cmtc1]

@Ocado Comte

[Colette Connors @cmtc1]

@EveAinsworth K. K lnkoklkwxswssfe

[Colette Connors @cmtc1]

Found fab new coffee shop with French Bulldog with an over bite and great coffee

[Colette Connors @cmtc1]

@LibrarylinM Absolutely

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Email translations:

“I was under the impression”
Translation: I’m furious

“As per my email”
Translation: I’m furious

“With respect”
Translation: I’m furious

“Whilst I appreciate”
Translation: I’m furious

“As I’m sure you’re aware”
Translation: I’m furious

[Colette Connors @cmtc1]

@lastminute_com help my credit card shows 4 wrong transactions total £700 and your customer service yesterday said go to website for a refund- I can't work out how

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

I am very excited awaiting my new British passport. So far it’s been ten weeks. It’s going to be blue and entitle me to visit less countries than ever before in my lifetime. (Some irony involved.)

[Colette Connors @cmtc1]

@metpoliceuk just seen car driving through crowd outside Steampacket w4

[Colette Connors @cmtc1]

Flip - no jubilee cocktails from us from @TheCocktailMan - They did not deliver - have been looking at post every day!!

[Colette Connors @cmtc1]

@ridgebackpop Wonderful

[Colette Connors @cmtc1]

@davidrgrieve @LBofHounslow Always pedantic @davidrgrieve

[Colette Connors @cmtc1]

Help @LBofHounslow my food bin hadn't been collected today but your system won't let me report it - 26 pyrmont roa.
@LBofHounslow
it's a catch 22 as if I don't report it today you will tell me you can only report missing bins on the day of collection - please collect it ASAP

[Colette Connors @cmtc1]

Custard every time

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Let’s decide this once and for all: which is the better biscuit? Retweet for the mighty custard cream, like for the splendid bourbon.

[Lee Trott @MC372]

A sea of people in a crowded wave pool… Oddly mesmerising.

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